Cheech

I have complete faith that OSU will continue to cover up whatever they can internally. Your uncle should consider bribing more, it seemed to work for Qatar.

I sent Erin Andrews an email asking her to please present herself to my house to engage in procreational activities. Due to her lack of reply or temporary restraining order, I believe that she is implying that I should pursue her services more vigorously. I shall do so.

Urban Meyer is not coming to OSU. If he takes another job, it's going to be at ESPN where all he has to do is sit at a table and tell Lee Corso to shut the fuck up.

You had me right up until the last paragraph. None of these kids are poor to begin with? Wrong. Just because they may have been plucked from a private school, doesn't mean they didn't get a full ride to go there. If they were indeed well-off to begin with, then I would think their financial choices would be a little better than this. Most of them are going to break out of college and do absolute dick. SOME are going to get drafted into the NFL, and of those some, even less are going to make anything past the league minimum contract (which is arguably pretty high @ 340K for 2011, but nowhere near ZOMG MILLIONS!) So yes, if someone told me that with my natural ability and willingness to learn/adapt/train I could be making fat cash in the NFL and all I had to do was straighten up and fly right for 4-5 years through the NCAA, you bet your ass I'd do it.

keekles

I suddenly have the urge to get rid of the open bucket of coolant that's been in my garage about 2 years... What's the best way/place to dispose of these?

Ah, towing the police line again I see. How predictable. Chebby had it right, it's a good thing the civil rights movement had excellent lawyers and filed such stunning briefs that the court system had no choice but to grant equal rights for all. Non-violent demonstrations (the word protest doesn't apply here, they weren't protesting anything) are free and protected speech on public property. Period.

Yep, need to get on the horse since I've been out of town. Where's the meetup?

Yes. He wants to leave, but can't find the door.

Yes, you get to keep the hair.

lol wut? Seriously, you have a guy who's willing to subsidize the purchase with the expressed intent to hand it over to CarWhore after he's done paying you? And CarWhore himself is going to kick in cash? And you get your go-fast parts? Hey man, whatever rocks your world. I'm sure you and Ms Crazy Cat Lady are running a fine business auditing financials and checking credit reports on prospective pet owners.

I'm done with sarcasm now. INSTALL THE FUCKING INVISIBLE FENCE, YOU DUMBSHIT. Turn the fucking computer off, go outside and start planning. While you're outside, play with your fucking dog that I guess you just HAD to keep because people on the internets made you feel like a worthless piece of shit.

I see my confidence has been well-placed.

Anyone on the East side of Cleveland need a dog?

You're selling yourself short Parks, you're a much better asshole than anyone on here. If you were in the Army, I'd say you were a General Asshole.

a super cereal one.

That's just begging for a DERP caption. How gracious of you. Go away.

Try getting a DUI or going through a divorce. OK, seriously, lulz have been had, now it's time for you to close down the browser and take Sky for a walk.

Toss my hat in there. I have booze that needs drinkin', the bar's getting a little too full. I've been hitting the duty-free/buying liquor internationally a little too much, I'm such a lush. My only request is that everyone leave the mezcal worm for Yota, he has rightly called dibs.

why can we no haz unofficial afterparty after the cookout?

Time to dust off the blockquoter... I don't think so, not this time. If that's your defense, you might want to try a different angle. No, you are making an immature decision that is on par with the sea of other immature decisions you won't stop informing us of. Don't care. Still don't care. Wait...nope, thought I cared, but that was just a bluejay flying past. I kinda want a bird... At 24.20 posts per day, you have to be trolling OR for at LEAST 2-3 hours each day. How much of a difference in that dogs life do you think you can make with 1 of those hours? Hey, I just made time! And I can bang Olivia Munn and I am. See how easy this is? Anything can be true! Translation: I'd be more happy with 400 bucks in my pocket to spend on go-fast parts for my bike. It's simple. Rational, responsible, mature adults understand that if there's a life change that's taken place that means they can't take care of their canine family member, they (highly reluctantly) give up said member to a loving family. You, not being any of the above, is doing the equivalent of putting her up on Craigslist with a price tag attached. Dogs get put down all the time. You were too immature to realize it then, seeing only the "pretty dog" and then wanting the "pretty dog" to make sure she wasn't put down. Now comes the responsible part of maintenance and attending to her needs, but you're too busy with internets and riding to completely care about that. But hey, keep posting on here defending yourself instead of taking her out for a little run.

Bingo, my mexitalian friend. I've wanted a dog of my own for some time, even though I inherited one from my girlfriend. Having two dogs at the house would be great for both of them, but due to my travel schedule I feel it wouldn't be fair to them, so I'm holding off.

I'm calling bullshit. If you in fact take her to the park 4 times a week, have a "pretty big yard" and she's out running around almost all day, then what is the problem? You want her to have a better life? No, you don't want to deal with her shit so you can post/ride more. If you wanted to keep her around, you would have installed the invisible fence that would allow you a little more "hands-off" time since she would have boundaries that you didn't have to enforce. Or, more likely, you read the instructions on the fence and saw it required pretty hands-on training which would interfere with your internet lifestyle. If it's so hard for you, shut the computer down, man the fuck up, and enjoy your dog's company as much as she enjoys yours.