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chevysoldier

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  1. I had a really mean, bitter, wheelchair bound teacher in 7th grade. I got looking at the back of her motorized chair one day while she was ripping into us for being alive, and I noticed a little DIN plug on the back that went to her controls. Every day I had to sharpen pencils and pass stuff out, and doing that behind her I reached down and pulled the plug and reversed it...thinking it would just make the chair not work.

    Well, I was half right, the chair still worked but her controls worked in reverse. So, as soon as she starts pushing controls left, she goes right. Forward is backward.

    She smacks into a trash can, then her desk, then a kid's desk before she figures out it's all reversed. The wheelchair company comes and the tech guy can't figure it out so they replaced her whole upper control assembly...and probably reversed the polarity up there to correct it.

    So, next time she turned into a raging bitch I switched it back. Controls all reversed again.

    I know I'll burn in hell for that, but I still don't care.

    I just laughed my ass off at this! :lol:

  2. second grade we were playing with the lincoln logs, the good wooden ones not the plastic. Well you can only build so many house so we made catapults. Ended up busting one of the florescent lights on the ceiling.

    During first and second grade my buddy and I used to crawl on the floor tying peoples shoe laces together and around there chairs, all while the teacher was writing on the black board. One time I was right by her desk when she turned around to look at us. I ducked behind the desk and she never did see me.

    In HS we tied wire around a guys drive shaft on his truck. Stole his tailgate too.

  3. When I was out in California I got to fly my uncle and cousin's planes. One was a single prop cessna, the other was a double prop. We were taxiing out and my uncle was like "alright, you're gonna go ahead and take off" I was like "Uhhh, what? really?" Take off and flying around was relatively easy. Landing was the bitch. :lol: Was so much fun flying over the ocean and back around the towns. I even flew over Michael Jackson's ranch. :lol:

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