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Happy slid out of mom day!

That's one way to say it...I guess....

Glad your okay dude. Had it not been out of gas or you didn't have to clean the carbs, you coulda been in a world of hurt. It's funny how sometimes stuff will piss you off then later you look back and say "Damn I'm glad it happened that way"

Happy Birthday Man!

Maybe he is seeing another midget on the side?

Children Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

I have a feeling that being only 4 days away, you might not get too many people. Most need more notice for something like this, to pick up ammo and such.

Free oil changes too!!! AWESOME!!!

wut?

I forgot the party was Saturday. My kid is trick or treating on Thursday though.

Hmm...this sounds like a good time.

That's sad because it really puts the perspective on how bad the last guy was. Getting an award just for taking his place.

I see what you did there. Rep to you! hahaha

Hope he is found and returned soon.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/5-Campaign-Fibs-About-the-usnews-2615553179.html?x=0

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/25/opinion/25krugman.html?_r=1

^--- of course, it's an OPINION, but this guy did win a Nobel Prize in Economics...

Remember, Ford circles their mistakes.

Damn dude. That sucks. At least everyone made it out alive.

Mine has a single AA. I MIGHT have replaced it once in three years.

If it gets you from point A to point B and back again, that that's a good thing. You might be able to get 30 out of it. I get at least 40 out of my tercel but I hypermile. It isn't uncommon for me to shift to neutral, it's a manual, and shut the car off while I coast.

Disclaimer: This is not recommended due to loss of power steering and power brakes. Not to mention this can be bad on some autos. I do not endorse this activity.

Exactly. I actually named them, the 91/30 is Ivan the Terrible and it's little brother M44 is Igor the Ill-Tempered.

Eye-gor or ee-gor?

I thought about carving mine tonight but its raining...

Well if you would have come out yesterday you could have. And you didn't answer my text.

Fixed since you can't spell.

Thanks, I caught that but it wouldn't let me change it.

This is the face of a true hero that has paid sacrifices most will never understand.

This man stands at attention, holding a salute for the entire four hour parade of motorcycles during Rolling Thunder. He does this every year and has done so since 2002.

We met him later and when I thanked him for his service and what he'd done that day he said "See all those guys (veterans) who won't be here next year? They're why I do this."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gfnmDGk0KM

This shows you how difficult it is to stand at attention for four hours holding your salute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVT9TA9eA_I

Any small dust partical is prone to ignite. We had a bin blow up at my work a few years back. Empty bin was being filled with drums of alum. powder metal cans with plastic bags inside to keep moisture out. When they were dumped into the bin the dust kicked up and a spark from static electricity ignited it into a 300 ft. fire ball.

Holy hell! anyone hurt? did you have to run home to change your pants?

Wow. Never heard of sugar blowing up but it doesn't surprise me.