chevysoldier

I dont use lotion, I'm into pain.

lava soap?

I'm trying to do 5 things at once plus eat Cheeto's be patient or it get's the hose again.

But if they were midgets, that would only be 2 1/2 things. plus Cheeto's.

cuz you buddy piss with midget todd and those are the only ones he can reach

Just because it's too small to wrap your fist around and aim like the rest of us.

it's the motion of the ocean.

your wife repped me for that cuz she agrees

She just doesn't want to scare you. I have to use the urinals that go to the floor.

bet it will be a "short" conversation......

Touchè.

Aww, it's okay. Come sit on my lap. We'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

A real life Pac-man?

Crap.

^^

anytime man..... ill wear carries jacket and helmet. i have the frame of a chick so it wont look gay at all.

DAMN YOU BRIAN! beat me to it!

So when am I taking you for a ride?

When you wanna come pick me up?

in not seeing anything man

It's you then, I see em fine.

No, just kidding. Don't see anything either.

Anybody else notice that his watch is upside down?

Nice catch. Didn't even see that.

so you are gonna start riding me about getting a bike too huh

I'm teaching her well.

My mom drives a Hyandai Elantra. Of course they got it from the auction for cheap. I won't buy a brand new car. Ever. Value depreciates too much. I'll buy used every time. Until Bill Gates starts working for me, then I'll buy new.

Damn, that sucks. It's crazy the guardrail did not do what it was designed to do. And it's a good thing he didn't have a passenger or fall asleep 10 seconds earlier. He could have been more off the road when he hit.

link?

Here you go,

Yep, that's the video I was thinking of. Thanks for finding it bandit.

Better idea - distract 5-0 with a big machine gun that pops outta the roof. They'll never see the holster bolted to your dashboard...

Ever seen the vid of those in action? It's unreal! Brass flying everywhere. I want one. or seven.

I think this is better (not to mention legal)

That's a much better idea IMHO. It's legal and very secured. No chance of it sliding around in there while the vehicle is in motion.

Tony Boskovich, a lawyer for the boy's family, said: "Applying force, applying handcuffs, threatening the young man with things such as rape in prison, he acted like a cowboy. He lost it, he came in and he abused his authority."

However, the officer's lawyer Terry Bowman said the boy's parents had not objected at the time.

I agree with this. Although if it were me, I would have probably just shown up in uniform and scared him that way. No threats or handcuffs.

That's awesome!

Fuck that shit. No way in hell.

I've seen that before. Crazy stuff.