Tonik

Pics or it didn't happen.

If I knew that was all it would take I would have shoved my hand up my ass long ago.

Yes. Never been that plugged up. For a few seconds at one point I wondered if I could get my hand up my ass and get the poop out that way. Decided against that plan. Very common.

No one told me. So I needed more Oxy for my ass. It was a vicious cycle.

If you are on Oxycotin start taking laxitives right meow.

You asshats are just jealous that you don't have a harem of hot chicks in French maid outfits for 10 bucks an hour.

If we leave Tellico on Day 4 which would be Sunday and do the damn tour I will never make it back to Cleveland that night. Your plan works if we meet Wednesday night near Charleston WV for example. then we go through Christainsburg mid day and stop before Asheville, kind of accelerate the rest of your plan. Then by the time we get to day 3 we are part way up the damn dam tour. Hope that makes some sense. I will map it up tomorrow, it will make more sense then.

Holy fuck, feel bad for both of you.

That is a much better plan.

My answer would have been the same.

At 10 feet, assuming your attacker is nekkid you might get 4 inches of penetration. Throw in some clothes and bones and my suggestion is you let them close the distance so you can put the barrel up their ass before you pull the trigger. That is your only chance. Buckshot, it's the new oil.

So maybe something like Thursday down the Damn Dam Tour, part of Devils Triangle then across the Dragon to Robbinsville. Friday a modified Georgia loop and then east towards Roanoke. Saturday BRP in the Roanoke area and so on. Sunday to home. You are going to have a bit of a haul going home if we do it this way. Just thinking out loud.

You should hit up the track threads and talk about small bikes. They freak out, it's a riot.

The guy you quoted (coincidentally me) has two bikes. Socioeconomic variables are moot, since it's the same rider on both. One has ABS and has been driven 70,000 miles like a madman and never been wrecked. The other without ABS wrecked in less than 1000 miles.

Get her to take the oxycotin. I was on it recently for six weeks. I didn't get addicted or die. Shit works in minutes and lasts till the next dose. Speaking of shit, if she does take it get her on a mild laxative right away, soon as she starts.

I don't need much warning. They pretty much can't fire me anyway.

Mods, someone hacked Steve's account.

Yes, so we should talk.

See, this is why I never explained what happened. I was still straight, and straight up when I locked the rear.

I went too hot into a corner. Too hot for me, not the bike. I locked the rear, then serious dumbassness kicked in. Without that initial lock I would have been fine.

The point isn't how many people survive without ABS. The point is a lot of people have not survived because they didn't have ABS. 31 percent drop in accidents with ABS. I wrecked my FZ because I was a dumbass, however, ABS would have totally kept that wreck from happening. No question about it.

That works for me if you get the ok from work.

FJRs were FI from day one, so 2001. Here is a rundown on the changes over the years. I think you want a gen 2 at the least. Two up with that heavy of a bike please seriously consider ABS. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamaha_FJR1300

I would go with you sir. Derbycon is 3 to 7. So maybe the weekend of the 20th, but I am flexible. I could roll to Cincy Wed night then we roll in the AM....plan on being home Sunday maybe.