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You guys have no balls. It takes balls to wear balls on your back. Casper, get this one for these two.

Screw the crappy t-shirts Casper, get us this.

I have our systems at work set to enforce safe search, so I just got medical definitions.

That spoon has been gone for close to 30 years. Although a new one might be re-appearing. My kid is starting to share the wealth.

I had to google 'anal cleft' to find out what it is.

I got all the pussy in the 70's because my mom always had Vettes and let me take them whenever. And on the keychain was a key to Dad's 36 foot boat. Used to race the Vette to get cash to refill the boat so Dad wouldn't notice. Good times.

Sorry to hear that, that place used to be epic. But haven't been there in 20+ years. That seems to be the theme of this thread, The stripper bars in Ohio now all suck, and not in a good way.

Does he/she have a smart phone? There is an app for that.

You will be too busy servicing me.

That's the part that pisses me off. Bunch of Cleveland cops got fired and suspended today. They will all get back pay and their jobs back. I am not an anti-union guy but the CPD Union is f'd up, as are the politicians that negotiated these iron clad contracts with them.

...don't leave the keys in the ignition of your getaway car.

Well, we seem to have someone willing to do this that has a history of doing it in the past without f'ing it up. If it isn't broke don't fix it is my motto.

No PT strikes me as very odd.

Not right in the area, but not too far SW Michigan has some roads. North of 90 and west of 69 there are a lot of nice sweeping country roads.

Anal? Well, I guess that answers that.

Shit happens.

Yes, wife and I will be there as they open.

Thread just got real.

Tony Packo's Cafe used to be really good, but now it sucks. I committed a felony in there once.

The zoo is pretty good. They have Meerkats!

I'm staying home and having sex with the wife because in a few months she is going to be bigger than a house.

I need to go underwear shopping.

Well shit, there are a ton of websites for this http://wfh.ninja/ http://www.randomexcusegenerator.com/ Hell, there is even an excuse generator for Casper. http://programmingexcuses.com/

You should publish it. I am sure lots of folks could use the info.

So as many of you know, Brian is quite creative when coming up with excuses for not going to OR events. The Cleveland IMS show is coming up and it occurred to me that he might be running out of ideas. So this thread is a place we can all add excuses for him to use. He can easily bookmark it and refer back to it in the future. They don't need to be IMS specific. I have a couple: 1) The dog ate my tickets to the IMS show so I can't go. 2) I found a great deal on a bike/Vette/Top Gun Poster on Craigslist and I need to go look at it. But I will be back soon with an excuse on why I didn't buy it.