RFM
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You are fighting the good fight, brother...
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Wait. From my High School years. I'm not legally allowed to be by schools at the moment. Simple misunderstanding.
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Facebook has taught me that I can now fuck the girls in High School that I once had a crush on. Look for the signs of anger, hurt, or loneliness, and profit. Just don't turn it into a relationship on Facebook.
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Thank you! New member RFM in the house...
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I may be in need of a new roommate in the Upper Arlington area. Any suggestions of where to find a good match? 4 bedroom house, with large backyard. $600 plus partial monthly bills. Thanks!
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Would the chicks dig me if I got a new Aprilia?
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Many stops for drinks, assless chaps, and overweight women in halter tops with raspy voices and 17 teeth.
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That would be ideal for a mall security job! You could protect the masses from being anally raped, but be discrete at the same time. Got to be able to protect yourself from the sneak attack back shot. And with the Ninja training, I'm sure deployment of the armor could go even faster! Hope the holster could hold a .50 cal.
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I saved the mayor's nephew from a butt-raping, so I can carry whatever I want. Cross me though, and I will shoot you dead center from the second floor. You won't see me watching over you either. I'm that good...
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Can you milk me, Greg?
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I accidentally got shit on my own shirt. My ex wife was wearing it though. Never play fart tag after a good fish and chips. Ruined my favourite knickers too, I did.
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I'm not wearing any pants.
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If anybody in the Columbus area has room in a trailer i'd be a happy boy and help with gas too. Cheers!
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Looks like Hayden is taming the Duc. That said, just need to keep from losing the tyres. I actually like the Moto2 racing more now, because it's closer to racing rather than parade positioning. Pol > Marquez.
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Put a rattlesnake boobie trap in it ready for the mailman. That would show the bastard.
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Head is fine, but I never made it inside last night. Slept in the back yard again.
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Sorry... Time does pass, but the anniversary dates always affect...
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Yeah!!!! Wait.....? F U.
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Brasserie DuPont. And watching the Blue Lagoon. Hooray for Lifetime Movies.
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Damn foreigners with guns shooting up our grocery stores.
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That's some good lovin'....
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Oh, I'll be fine if I don't do any jumping jacks or touch my toes.
