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RFM

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  1. I want a pink OR shirt with piping, so I can wear it with my girlfriend jeans. I've got a hipster image to maintain, you know.
  2. I'm going to move to a state that allows gay marriage and marry a sheep. It's the next logical step in progression.
  3. RFM

    Perfect, part 1

    Hellooooo....
  4. Got to do it wet!! Not a fan of the graze and break method.
  5. Got a tile cutter if you want to get all fancy with your tiling. Chicks dig well done angle cuts!
  6. Any guy can do the Mom thing, even this chucklehead! I'll celebrate vag today though. Yay!
  7. I went lingerie shopping yesterday. Latex and black spandex make me happy, but I like techno and wear bike shorts, so that's to be expected. Happy Mother's Day. :mastur:
  8. RFM

    Got pulled over

    This is what he meant to say. Can't have frustrated police officers issuing every infraction a ticket.
  9. I might have to pull one out, just for giggles. Having that drop off, and the hill falling away truly launched that poor bike...
  10. Which one? Haha!! The first one I had a whoolie go bad, and broke both wrists and collarbone. Chalked that one up to being an idiot. Next one I was hit by a full sized Ram truck, and I was lucky enough to end up under it with no contact. Smashed my leg a bit, but chicks dig scars. Helmet, jacket, and gloves.
  11. I watched this on the crapper. Didn't realize it was over 40 minutes... My ass is dead asleep.
  12. Out this week. BBQ & PBR at my place will have to work for me instead.
  13. Shinkos, and have some money left over for the hookers & blow.
  14. Four pairs of undies, four t-shirts, deodorant, and a toothbrush. That should cover it here. And Midget Todd is right, thongs do pack easier into the seat section.
  15. Like I needed another reason to steer clear of Walmart. Yahoos with guns on their hips and crying 4 1/2 year olds... Awesome. Pass on that one again, thank you very much.
  16. You got me on the first part, ya bastage. I'm sticking with the hookers and blow.
  17. Not going to lie. Grabbed the camera out while I was getting a hummer this afternoon. Is this the right forum to put them out?
  18. New boy was dicing it with Blake Young though. Very respectable, on everyone's behalf.
  19. It's worth it though. Chicks dig a good whoolie.
  20. I've got a pet mouse named Aurora. She likes peanut butter. Really, really.
  21. RFM

    Help moving

    RFM always leaves the wimmins sasified.
  22. Mine was stolen... The Ape fills the void though. Go G May!!!
  23. I wish I could unfart sometimes. That would save me the embarassment of peeling of poopy drawers at the end of the night, you know, when I'm hanging with the ladies. Chicks only dig clean skivvies.
  24. Bah!!! Apes are for pansies. Hi.
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