A douche is a douche. That is truth, and it has nothing to do with you, and is not a personal attack. I was a Harley rider, and my brother is a Harley mechanic. A douche is that guy in a bandana, the Wolverine boots with the Harley label, a t-shirt that of course says Harley. Just like a douche is a guy with a Ferrari shirt, Ferrari branded Puma shoes, and an enviable car out in the lot. Bought the lifestyle from an image department rather than be themself. And I wouldn't want to be that douche either- aside from owning the Ferrari.