I know this isn't a bicycling forum, but several of you ride bicycles.  Plus, it's dangerous out there on two wheels, when facing idiots in cars, road rage, and of course- nail polish touch ups.  Brotherhood, just of a different stripe.  And haters are just pissed because they can't make spandex look good... The first call that this douche made after coming to a stop after hitting somebody was to the Mercedes helpline to report damage.   http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1327323/Morgan-Stanley-financial-adviser-escapes-felony-charges-hit-run-jeopardise-job.html