Can I be gay too?
As many of you know, I have been pondering a second bike of the cruiser bike nature. I have reached a decision and fully implemented my plan.
I realized that I have spent a good many years lazily meandering my sportbike and myself far back from the edge. And that driving style is now a huge part of the enjoyment I get out of riding to the point that it is an inseparable part of who I am as a rider. So it only stands to reason that if I get a cruiser I will continue to do the same. That means I would go full on couch potato on it, causing me to never be cited again, no free lunches and dramatically decreasing the chance that I would f' up and die.
Therefore I have decided to keep my talents where they are, on the underutilized sportbike. It makes me happy, no need to correct something that can't be fixed?