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Hmm. I don't see it.

http://www.motorbikestoday.com/news/Articles/fischer_mrx650.htm

Gotta try that sometime.

Wait...isn't she a lesbian? Wouldn't living with 50 chick be a fantasy?

Bullshit. If this really did happen, even though it does sound too far fetched, you wouldn't talk about it openly to a public forum.

Umm, did it work?

I kind of got out of this hobby, but I'll probably buy something soon for the sand. It'll most likely be a Revo 3.3. Not sure just thinking about it. I need something to keep me busy while in the desert over seas.

Why are you suprized that it was moved to the DRAMA QUEENS section?

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

You might not have to pay for food. She might not have had dick in so long that she's willing to take YOU out for dinner.

I'll be in Mississippi.

Wasn't this a big hit movie that won five Oscars?

Well, you could always go to Screamin' Willy's and throw a few back with DJisn't.

What, you can't post up where you're gonna be? Oh, I know...you're going to BusaNotty's spot and didn't want to announce it, huh?

...and drugs! Lots of drugs!

Yeah, he posted it on his FaceBook. That dude is crazy!

Lazy ass people.

That's funny.