Cypress

I hate being poor.

Okay, that made me giggle like a school girl.

Very sexy.

1+ Thank you. Now we can put this damn thread to rest.

hang on

goodbye

This is going no where. This thread can now be...closed.

That's a lot of work just over some petty pride issues.

Come on everybody, we're going streaking!

Fix it for ya. For your sake, hopefully not the negative half. Anytime you need a math tutor, you just let me know.

Apparently nobody tried to save the poor guy.

lucky rabbit's...dick

I reached in

with envy and

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