Cypress

I wonder who is on "The Daily Show" tonight? I can’t do this with my dog watching. Yes! Yes! Yes! Right there! Ow! Slow the hell down! What the hell are you doing? It’s cold in here. What am I going to wear tomorrow? I should not have had so much to drink. Did he hear me just queef? Ugh, I hate condoms. Was I wearing lipstick? Is there red lipstick all over everything? F**k, there’s probably red lipstick all over everything. His roommate totally heard that. That’s not the clitoris, darlin’. This reminds me of that time I slept with Brian ... Was it really necessary to wipe the excess lube on your hands on the pillowcase where I was going to lay my head? Crap, I have to wash some laundry. I wonder if this makes me your girlfriend? I’m Belle from “Secret Diary Of A Call Girl,” you’re one of my clients, we’re in a lush luxury hotel, we just sipped the finest champagne and now I’ve shown you my thigh-highs ... Do I look cute from this position? Maybe I should use my vibrator. Would that freak him out? I hope he does that thing again where he ... Do I even know this guy’s middle name? I wonder if I can have more earth-shattering orgasms than this? God, why hasn’t he come yet? I’m bored. I remembered to take the Pill this morning, right? Wow, $78 spent at Victoria’s Secret and it’s in a pile on the floor in less than 60 seconds. Is that my G-spot? Is that my G-spot? I hope we can get this over with so I can go to sleep. Hey, you didn’t pay for dinner and I still f**ked you. You have a completely ridiculous O-face. I’m cooooooooooming!

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(Sorry, geez) "gsxr750girl" and Ross

Story of my life.

Mandie and Ross

Strip Poker

Take a few tips from this guy. (No Pun Intended) http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242261

My brain kind of hurts. I'm gonna have to try this when I get home.

tuna fish again?

Cunt!

Bad name? How so?

It really makes you think, huh?

Ding! Fries are done.

Freddie K.

Michigan = Fail

(Huh?) Dreams

woman

Like this?

It was one time, and I was drunk. Besides, Marley was askin' for it...doggie style. My first post has been updated.

Wha choo talkin' 'bout Willis? John's gheyness has nothin' to do with me.

It's not a tumor!

Damn it, Hallam...don't be ghey!