Cypress

Who's age? Legal age limits or yoouur age limilts?

Damn that "In and around Ohio" Just joking, welcome aboard. Hurry up the train is leaving.

What about this week? Don't puss out! I won't be there.

Ahhh...and look how far we've come. Figured I'd kick up some dust.

Wow...this thread went far out there with e-bashing, turtles, tits, MJ, and porn stars. Massive amounts of entertainment. I love this site.

I bought tickets over a month ago but didn't realize that is my navy reserve weekend so I'm going to have to skip it. FML.

Thank you...thank you very much. jk

Actually, they did. It was in episode 28 that they did the buttered toast experiment. End result...mythbusted. Now, all they need to do is toss kittycats off a building to see the end result. ;)

Confucius says, "Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time." "Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house." "It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it."

Silver lining...you could ALWAYS have two chicks when getting a blow-job.

^^^

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley ' The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over..' The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley ' The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.' 'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician. 'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's Stanley with them two assholes.

The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch.”

I've seen them before. No thank you. I'll pass.

...and you know these because you've used a few?

Siamese twins attached at the puss? That would be hell. Just think, you've got one puss and two naggin' girlfriends. Worst threesome ever.

That's a good one.

I meant to do that. Read some threads...you'll catch up one day.

FOOCKED UP!!!

Mom...is that you? I told you to never get on here!

It's nice to finally meat you.