Cypress

What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! What a man hears... blah blah blah blah blah C'MON! YOU AND I blah blah blah blah! blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

He must be tired of all those track days because he's just relaxin' with one hand on his chin. Either he needs a pillow or a pulse.

Just reformat the current laptop and, you'll be good to go. It's better than throwin' down a grand or two because your current laptop will do what you need it to.

Did the guy in red expect to knock him off the bike and become the hero of Walmart?

She doesn't need to buy either one. She said she has had it for four years, that she's not tech savy and that she only really needs it for internet use. I really don't see her doing any real hardcore photo/video editing so, she doesn't need top-of-the-line. I've told her many times that if she would like that I can reformat her laptop and install a fresh copy of XP on it and she would be good to go without payin' a crap load.

'Bout damn time.

Harsh.

Have you heard? This thread is gay.

Bring Beth.

Um...did I say too much? Nope...but PrincessBrat did.

I'm speechless on that one, Strickly Street. Wow. You should rock those tonight.

It's not weird at all. Maybe she killed off her husband to start screwing the young guy down the street and, while having the best damn sex she's had in years, her ticker gave out.

Hey, Debbie Downer, why can't you let us dream?

Here you go.

Yuppers. Yum.

I do have the money but if I bought it then I wouldn't be able to get a bike to ride while wearing it. I wonder how it feels. Now, they just need a helmet with the pointy ears.

You aren't done yet by a long shot. Take this guy for example.

Well...tequila makes her clothes fall off. Maybe you just haven't had the right drink so far.