Cypress
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SWEET! I'm interesting!
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Well...when the cats away the mice will play.
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Is this for real? If so...bravo to you, sir.
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Yeeaah, I guess I can welcome you now.
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Stay away. Sounds like you might lose your sig if you try anything with her.
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^^^ Great example right there. Joking Sara. Please don't kill me.
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I think you got MJ all worked up.
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This isn't much of an intro at all. I don't feel like welcoming you just yet. Humph.
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Moose Juice? I DON'T want to know what's in that at all.
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Wheezle...dude...if you just calm down a little and don't over do it with turning anything and everything into something perverted, you just might have a chance. It's good that you know exactly what you're looking for in a woman but most times you'll never score perfection. After not having a date in two years, I'd say you can't be too choosy.
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Hidy-ho, neighbor.
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I love these ideas. I have to wear a lanyard at work everyday so why not sport one that screams OR?
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a po-go stick
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Yeah, but I've learned my lesson. (Gawd, my butt still hurts)
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NOOO!! Never turn your back on "lady" like that. You could end up knocked out in some alley with your pants around your ankles.
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which hit a
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I won't be free till 10pm.
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Yeah, well, some of them DO look pretty scary.
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of cottage cheese
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What? This makes it sound like you want MJ to drink YOU.
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