Cypress

Are you calling me a preverted stalker? Weeeell, okay...you caught me.

Yup. We were there for I think five hours last time...you'll get to eat. Half the people were outside anyways.

Yeah, I wondered what happened to everybody that was behind us. I was hard to keep everyone together because of the traffic and lights on Polaris. We didn't go anywhere special though. We were flyin' through some back roads and some had to fall back because they couldn't see well with little light and massive amounts of smeared bugs in their view. I had fun and learn a thing or two about my own riding abilities along the way.

It was a great turn out. I'm sure there will be more people than before. Ahh, good times.

^^^ I'll never admit to laughing at that.

Come on now! That's not what we're all about! If you haven't noticed yet, we're all about Meet n' Greets and Bike Nights...not riding! I joke. (well kinda)

You can give it motion sensors that tally how many people enter your cubicle when you aren't there.

I think we should try for ColdStone again...but that's just me.

^^^ Priorities, geez!

^^^ I'm sure he's sleeping on the couch for awhile.

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note -- romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note: ------------------------- Darling, I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my Love, Hollingsworth P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex and he would last longer. One day as 5 o'clock rolls around, he gets a call from his wife who says she's very horny. On his way home, he remembers what the doctor said and decides to jerk it before he gets home. He thinks, "Well, I can't do it in the car, but if I get under it I can pretend I'm fixing my car." So he gets under the car, closes his eyes, and starts jerkin it. A few minutes later, there's a tug at his pants leg. In order to keep the image of his beautiful wife, he doesn't open his eyes, but just hollars, "Yeah?" "I'm Officer Brown. What are you doing down there?" "Well, officer, I'm checking my axle; I think it's come lose." "Well, mister, while you're down there, you might wanna check your brakes; your car's 2 blocks down the road crashed into a tree."

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I'm with Max on this one. It cost far too much. Hell, if someone steals MY bike, I hope to never see it again. That way I can get a new one.

5pm - cloudy - 78° - 5% 6pm - cloudy - 78° - 5% 7pm - cloudy - 77° - 10% 8pm - cloudy - 75° - 10%

^^^ But look at the placement of that front tire. WTF?!

dump in a

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Bump.

For me it's about the group parking. That way we aren't all spread out when we get there and when we leave. Most of us go to Hooters afterwards for...um, the wings.

I showed up last week. That place was a desert due to weather. Only about 30-40 bikes. Funny thing is, I rode through heavy rain to get there and found out that QSL had been misses by the storm completely.

They look pretty sweet to me. I would buy one.

Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML