Websense... I hate HATE HATE that company.... The Patience factor varies from person to person, but let's say that an extremely impatient person would rate at eight and the Dalai Lama might rate at two. Meanwhile the Dignity Constant tends to hover at around 6.5 in the present economic atmosphere. S values between 1 and around 40 mean you're probably doing fine to wait for the extremely mediocre free food. Anything more than that, however, and you might begin wondering just how badly you want the goddamn eggs, pancakes, sausages, and the squirts.