LOL I know, and what's sad is that's almost exactly how my last car purchase went down. Today I got the following people hassle me, in order of difficulty getting ride of them: 30yo with way to greased hair 50yo with bad tie and "I'm a manager" attitude 65yo 20yo black guy trying to be cool with me "yah man, I saw you looking at that one and I was like 'awwww man I can help him" Several 30-50yos that left me alone when I said "Just looking, I'll holler if I need you" I've found having my bright orange ear plugs helps, as long as they're close enough to see them, never take off my sunglasses (they come off for 3 seconds while I take my helmet off or put it on), and don't acknowledge any questions other than to greet and get them away from me. "Hyundai or Mitsubishi?" What? Just looking *while turning around*. I know these folks are just trying to do their jobs, but I'm not their key demo and their not going to make a sale on me, so I'm saving them some time, but it sucks they lost their "ups" to me. Another thing I found funny... the most aggressive kid... I didn't notice until I was leaving... their showroom is a CPZ... so even if I saw one and he convinced me to come inside I would have had an easy "sorry pal, can't go in there"... money talks and in these times they shouldn't be turning away sales.