(I'm throwing t-butt's "must be cooked in prison from prison food rule out the window) Meal: Chicago deep dish from Giordano's Arby's curly fries Jumbo, inverted 5-way and a cheese coney or 3 from Skyline One original Krispy Kreme glazed A couple Thin Mints One glass each pink lemonade and Southern sweet tea Method of death, unlisted Option #6: Cup of coffee, chased by 5 Red Bulls, all in about a minute 5 minutes, give or take, of hyper banzai banging a nubile 18 year old female until all that frenetic activity and caffeine gives me a massive coronary. Bonus, maybe: if I die on the up-stroke, I'll get a freebie when they pull me off of her.