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MidgetTodd

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  1. It's not work, it's called pit bitch. It's sort of like umbrella girl, except you don't have to be attractive. Most of the good pit bitches have been claimed by the fast riders, but you might be lucky enough to find a novice racer who will let you put the bike on stands, put warmers on and pull them, and things like that. It's not expected, but pit bitches often make us lunches like sammiches, and more experienced pit bitches will provide hot lunches like grilling hamburgers or hot dogs.

    To really reward you for this epic post that totally made me laugh, I will be bringing my girls skirt and hoe boots along with an umbrella. My hairy half nekkid ass is going to be all over your pits and on the grid with that umbrella held as high as I can with my hairy ass armpits all up on your elbows. Just try to regain your composure and focus after that :)

     

    Craig will owe me an entire pack of oreos and I wont even have to ride :lol:

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