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All you need is a spear gun towing a line. Shoot it through the rear wheel. Boom, down. Try to avoid shooting it through the rider, though. Lots of blood can be difficult to clean up. (How many people forsee "night watchmen" getting their asses shot off for pulling crap like this)

Funny as shit.

You only found one of them? n00b. I tried to hide them in an ostensibly serious posting. Surprised nobody else noticed.

"Breaking and entering". Got a cite? I never heard that one.

So the people on this forum nailed it. Bestiality is not illegal and sex is not abuse unless it is proven to have caused harm or pain. http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2011/11/28/shelby-man-admits-to-sex-with-dog.html This guy got off. This whole situation is screwed. The laws of this state simply don't account for society's whackjobs when it comes to far-out-deviant behavior. From Alan Patton, the piss-swigging connoisseur of the ol' micturiton moonshine, to Peter Bower, Shelby's own fido-fiddling f*ckhead with a passion for VERY heavy PETTING. The prosecutor bent over backwards trying to get this one, but to no avail. At least the judgement includes a lifetime ban on animal ownership. Natural justice. Eye for an Eye. They should strap him face down, throw a furry rug on his back and introduce to him to a stud Bison who's been denied lovin' for weeks. THEN ask him if he thinks that bestiality is abuse. I wonder what his lawyer thought. "Your honor, to be fair the dog WAS a bit of a looker and was wearing tight pants and lipstick. And she was NOT underage (in dog years)."

The red X clears things up for me. Thanks.

Don't poop mushrooms onto the dandelions?

In your capacity as counsel for the defense, I would LOVE you hear you try that line on a Judge. It might just work.

Think of it this way... If she was so drunk she was in and out of consciousness through drink then having sex with her would be rape because she would be considered incapable of giving consent. Yet he wants to argue she consented to a tattoo...

"And this is why, your honor, I submit to you that the plaintiff was so drunk that she was passed out. And the defendant knowingly continued with the tattoo despite the plaintiff being plainly and clearly so drunk that no reasonable person would consider her capable of giving consent. In his capacity as a tattoo artist, your honor, I put it to you that he knew he should not have proceeded with ANY tattoo under the circumstances. To further take advantage of the significantly inhebriated state that he encouraged in the plaintiff by changing the design from the agreed upon 'Narnia' tattoo was a further breach of trust for which we request punitive damaged in the amount of..."

Depends. Does he have a business that earns money? Or has insurance? Does he work for a tattoo place (that supplied the consent form?). If he works at a place, used one of their consent forms then I would argue that we was acting within the scope of his duties as an employee, therefore the company (and its insurers) are subject to vicarious liability. They would argue that he was acting outside the scop of his duties because he did not conduct himself in a manner that would be reasonable for a tattoo artist. Now you have either a deep-pocket insurer OR an expert witness for the plaintiff. A judgement is good for 10 years, renewable once. They can give him hell for 20 years or until they sell the debt to a collections company, pocket $20k and watch him get hounded for years to come.

In Before the tidal wave of poo puns.

Quick - someone get me a picture of my mother-in-law.

$5 to borrow my magnifying glass.

BF is a disgrace. Never been bargain hunting on BF, never will. Not gonna deal with that crap for $50 off a PS3. New law: Any time a store should reasonably expect a crowd to form in anticipation of a shopping event, the store is responsible fro the safety of the shoppers and staff. They must conduct their business in a safe manner. How about 30 minutes before opening time they walk down the line and hand out those plastic bracelets they put on hospital patients - must be cut off, can't be removed intact. These bracelets are numbered. All deeply discounted items will have an appropriate per-person limit (the first person in can't buy them all). Then shoppers are let in 20 at a time based upon bracelet number. If you show up at the register without a bracelet or your bracelet number is higher than the current batch of shoppers then you are escorted out. The store should hire some off-duty officers to keep the peace at the door. Stores that have two rows of doors would operate on an "airlock" basis... Let the next batch of shoppers in through the outer doors, but leave the inner doors locked. Once that batch of shoppers is inside the outer doors and closed and the inner doors are opened. Yes, this is too much. But so is allowing hundreds of people to stampede each other to death for a f*cking waffle iron.

There was a time when that stuff was hard to do. Not any more. You can get auto recording HD dashcams (look like radar detectors) for $80 on fleabay. My car has a dinosaur 4-camera system with a 250GB hard drive, records CIF (320x240) at 30fps so I can go back 6 weeks if I need to. I have this set up with a custom-made power controller that turns the cameras on and off in response to the doors opening, trunk or hood opening (trunk opening turns on a special in-the-trunk-camera), impact (parking lot dings) etc. Current fleabay dashcam on the bike gives me about 2 days history, only one channel, no automatic recording for any even other than ignition-on. But it is nicer quality for moving footage. I actually have two on my bike - one forward and one rearward, because in the city I work in rear-end accidents are the most common type of accident. My car setup cost me about $1k. It's already paid for itself when a road rager bashed in my front fender with his door and the cop tried to blame me for teh "accident damage" - video proved me to be the victim and I got a $1k restitution order.

If you plug it into a computer it can go into USB mode or webcam mode too. That's what the mode button switched between. Still, a very manual process. When I install dashcams I go with fully automated types that require no intervention to start or stop them. I know that in an accident I will likely forget it's there and mishandle the camera/lose the footage. Example: I had an old DVR about 6 years ago that I installed in a car. It was a 4-channel home/office DVR. If it lost power while recording it would not save the recording to hard drive. Had an interaction with the police (as the reporting party) I was CCW at the time and went through a very tense police notification (we were all new at notification, CCW had just passed - officer looked like he thought I was threatening him!) etc. Afterwards all was sorted out I forgot to hit the save button on the DVR - turned it off, lost the footage of me and two cops trying to figure out why I was telling them I had a gun. I was pissed. But also I knew I'd probably lose any accident footage for the same reason. Full auto only for me. I use the helmet cam sometimes, but only in addition to an existing full auto camera setup on the bike. (The footage would have been interesting, but in the end the officers finally understood I was just doing that new-fangled CCW notification and we all had a laugh about it afterwards. Their first notification too. I wasn't treated badly so, meh...)

Here's how I mounted mine. It's just a velcro cable tie that sticks to the helmet liner. In the helmet=no vibration. Also I can give commentary, read out license plates and describe things that the camera can't see (what I can see in the distance, or in the mirrors) It's just a PITA to have to remember to start and stop the recording. If you power off the camera without hitting stop then you will lose your recording. If the card fills up or the battery goes flat, though, it WILL automatically stop and save. I need to write a scheduled task that checks for the existence of a certain filename ("E:\md80.here" or something similarly unique). If it finds that file that it downloads any video from the camera (just copies AVI files) to my PC then deletes the files from the sd card. That way I can get home, plug it into the computer and it will auto-archive and clear itself. Next time I ride I just unplug it up and cram it back intot he helmet mount.

No automatic recording and no auto overwrite. Have to remember to turn it on and off. And delete video each time.

I've had the same camera for a couple years now. 2 of them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LEmwhgTWiY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWvp_KbbAd8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnPUBvcCyh4

That's the workshop. The garage is separate. Woe is me.

I bow to your superior trolling skillz. You have made people want you dead.