Whitey1

I have been doing my best at spreading the word that this is a cool place to hang. I am glad to see I am making an impact.

You know how I am an attention whore. I make it all about me.

Remember playing hide and seek with the hot chicks in the neighborhood when we were kids? Nothing like making out with chics in the darkness just to hear your mom yell out the screen door that its time to get in the house! SHIT Cock blocked at age 11 by your mom!

C'mon over. We will use it as your gateway drug to the adventure lifestyle! Hang on...you do like bacon right?

OHHH that article.

It was a chic with a male horse and her husband was videotaping

wanna trade pics of your mom's boobs for mine?

It would freeze up. Its odd how somepeople don't understand why their shit slows down after downloading every chatbox, weatherbug, bargain buddy, AOL shit on the planet. I bet there was no less then 9 different IM programs running.

Am I going to have to make you two kids sit at opposite ends of the table?

classic

+1 I found it hard to read at times with all those boobs looking at me.

Umm lets just say this was a young horse that could recover quickly as he was able to spackle two of her holes shut and she couldn't get the 3rd one to open up enough. Her nose holes looked like a faucet....... She was good at what she did, I doubt this was her first time.

I'm sorry for jumpin your shit like that, it isn't you making a slight joke that gets me. I read this crap all over and see it on tv and I just snapped.

Ummm I had to do a computer repair for a lady that had home movies of her with her horse. VERY DISTURBING. Her husband was aprantly taking and doing the directing. This was true homemade and the funny part was the horse would look at the camera and smile all big like. Sickest and funniest shit I have ever seen in my life!!!

Ok, so some guys that happened to be cops did bad things. However it wasn't every cop in the world. Jeez I hate hearing that shit. Cops can be looked at just like bikers.....there are a few bad ones that make the rest look bad. However as bikers we stand up and proudly say that we aren't all bad....... Give the LEO's the same benefit of the doubt.

It wasn't that many years ago when Lake Erie was nasty as hell. Didn't it actually catch fire once?

is it possible that the car and bike slid into a ditch and that caused tha car to flip? I am not far from there so I may take a ride to see what the actual area looks like. Either way, I am saddened as 2 individuals have been directly fucked by this few moments in time.

Get her a book form the library and go on vacation yourself. If not get some good sunglasses and practice moving your eyes without turning your head.

I almost stopped at that point their. I was certain this was going to end with "I decided to lean over and show him my appreciation and then I threw up in his lap too." Thank goodness it didnt.

I had a similar story when I was still in school. After going to a fair and riding some rides and snacking on some fries with vinegar the girlfriend decides to go down on me. Quick version is I blew a nut and it hit her gag reflex and she puked vinegar and fries on my shit. I dated her for another few months and from that point on I could never reach climax while getting head from her. I would try like hell but no luck. Bad subliminal image that could not be changed. I later found out it was just her because I had no problem with her friend...oops.

on my sammich

Call it what it is and I am OK with it. This is a site that takes money to run and in an effort to look for more sponsorship money now or maybe down the road we want to have a better image of this site for all involved. I understand that and there is a place for everything. However, you whining bastards complaining about not being able to use this site at work or church have got to be shitting me. You are at work, fucking work. If you worked for me you would be fired for fucking off on the clock. CHURCH! I went to church for 20 years so I'm not knocking it, but if you show up and surf the net while there you need a kick in the nuts/vag. Call it what it is. If not before long they will whine about vulgar language. "I was reading the thread titled *I crashed and it fucking hurt alot* last night out loud to my grandmother and I was offended at having to constantly beep while reading it!"

Just bang the mom until the daughter turns 18 then trade her in for the daughter.

I understand, just look it over good. It takes the fun out of riding if you get an older bike that hasn't been maintained and it just nickle and dimes you to death. At the end of the day though if you are happy then it is a good deal just remember that.

:lol:The thread title was kind of misleading. I was expecting to see a list of NWS pics to choose from for my new avatar. What a rip off!