mhallam85

Bexley Monk http://www.bexleysmonk.com/

I will be there next Tuesday, thats a fact

There was a meeting called for the highest ranking officers of all the armed forces of the United States. A heated discussion ensued about who had the bravest military men. The General of the Army said “I have the Bravest men watch this, soldier get in here” “Sir, yes sir” with a snappy salute. “I want you to shoot yourself in the foot with this pistol” “Sir, yes sir” The soldier takes the pistol, points it at his foot, pulls the trigger and BANG – shoots himself right in the foot. “That will be all son, go see the Doctor” “Sir, yes sir” The General of the Marines said “That was pretty brave, but watch this! Marine front and center” “Sir, yes sir” with that springboard type of salute that only a Marine can give. The Marine General throws a live grenade into the corner and said: “Marine, you better save our lives” No questions asked, the Marine jumps on the grenade and is blown to smithereens. General Of The Air force said “That was pretty brave but come aboard my super airplane C5A and I’ll show you brave” So everyone goes up into the wild blue yonder and when the airplane is about a 10,000 feet up in the Air the General yells “Airman Jump.” “Sir, yes sir” No Chute, no question, the airman jumps and falls all the way back to earth and splats on the ground. The Admiral of the Navy said” that was pretty brave but come abroad my super Aircraft Carrier USS America and I’ll show you brave” So everyone goes onboard the USS America, everyone is standing on the flight deck and the Admiral says “see that seaman way at the top of the mast shining brass? Watch this.. Seaman Jump” “Sir, get lost Sir” The Admiral turns around and said now that’s brave!

Chrome!

Who would ever thought, death my mattress.....

Happy Birthday!

you know you like it

Justin I will follow you to the ends of the earth

Im ready to try some more unique beer and play some more mini bowling

Cedar Point is doing the same thing

your mom

For stuff like that i have always used servicemagic.com and I have never had bad service with anyone from that site.

haha...what a memory to have, always a good story to tell.

Male Date-Drug (be sure to watch the video at the end) Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date-drug on the market called 'Beer ' . The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship' . In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'. Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer ' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book. For a video to see how Beer works click here: Beer Demo http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

Mini Bowling is awesome!

Well good thing this is on a Tuesday!

This place looks really fun!

I know my rights!!

haha....yea I was wondering the same thing

ohh dont have a cow!

******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************* FEMALE PROCEDURE: (What is really funny is that most of this part is the truth!!!!) 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Re-dial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.

yep im a failure....how do you do post the pics the correct way?

you have nothing on mine! All....stocked!

This is(was) a great event. Lets get this one back on track!

haha that last dodge commercial was great