You can send me psycho-womenz private messages anytime. I love it! Here's a few scenarios to get you started. 1. I was gone all day, supposedly riding the bike, you suspect that I've got another girlfriend. Despite me texting and sending you picture mails of what I'm doing, you still have your suspicions. Send me a transcript of text messages, telling me you don't believe me. Include details of all of my things that you are putting in the garage because that's where I'll be sleeping. 2. I have to go to work early for a meeting, you think the meeting is with my sexatery. Send me emails and a transcript of text messages accusing me of cheating. Make sure to use psycho logic. For example: Because I invited you to go bowling with my secretary and her husband, you think I'd rather spend time with my secretary than you. 3. I was a few minutes late from work. You made dinner, and if it sets uneaten for more than 2-minutes, it has to be thrown out (because you are crazy). Explain in some emails or text transcripts about how you are tired of me neglecting you, and not appreciating all the things you do, including making dinner. Enjoy