Off topic section, so I'm putting off topic junk here. So, I'm sitting in my bedroom playing on the internet. This site, specifically. My dog takes it upon herself to get up from her nap downstairs, waddle her butt upstairs to my room, sat down, burped in my face, stands up, farted, then walked out of the room, and back downstairs. WTF? I love this dog, but English bulldogs are the nastiest dogs ever.