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call me scooter ill role with you

those are good looking pics

fruit salad have your eyes gouged out with a dull rusty spoon or deep throat a 12' cock, with chlamidia foaming out of the tip

calling you tonight, i is back in town

:gtfo:

just the tip, i mean its just the tip rite ??? would you rather mash you face in oprahs taint as she queefs or stick your nose in obamas ass when he farts?

lt1 cars are fun but the opti is a bitch, buying a heavily modded car is going to have problems somewhere or he wouldnt be selling . good luck i hope its as much fun as you can handle

Car Would you rather win a billion dollars then wen u go get it the govt claims all but a million of it for some tax purpose Or Have the three fastest cars in the world but have them top out at only 70mph and u could never go faster

u can't make up stipulations u cunt. Answer the ? The way it was asked or don't respond at all. Jesus h christ your a faggot

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going to see the rite tonight ill let you kno

what wk is that, im going to call it off today

Well that sucks, I enjoyed his 1 liners

Can I getta pic! I'm looking to buy a tv next week

Bump for a really good guy. He may try to hump you wen u buy it but that has nothing to do with the product. Gl scott

I'm prolly gonna go down for bike week Friday and sat we should set sumtin up, take the bikes and some roofies and see what happens. Worse that could happen is a girl says no, she ends up in a body bag and on the back of my scooter at 4 am going to our hotel. And when she wakes up with no clothes, jaw and ass hurting, ill say we saved her from some meat headed army queer with a combat badge that has a really original tattoo on his arm it will totally work, if not we can kill her and throw her in va beach and noone will ever find her. I've thought this whole thing out just in case. Letsgo!

Its not gay jus weird, and u wouldn't accidently spread the peanut butter, you would accidently dip your balls in the jar. Real question, is it gay if your beating off to straight porn with another mans hand, but you never look him in the eye?

Best post of the decade

Triple cause if ur balls don't touch because you create a contraption that segregates balls, can that still be considered gay? I mean cause the balls don't touch

And if a girl touches pauls penis, is she doing charity work? I mean have you seen pauls penis? It looks like a turtles neck. I've never seen it, but brian said so

Is it gay if you mastberbate. With your finger in your butt??? I mean it is your own butt. If your watching straight porn its cool right?

when are you coming home so we can go epic drinkin and hoe chasin?

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i miss you no homo

id have to dig around past the dead hookers, i havent cleaned that car out since we pulled the hoes out that nite

it depends, i gotta tourny sat so i gotta be good friday nite