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timeout pauls your partner??? im bringing whores lol idc if i win i just know wen i get drunk someones going to have to sex me. pref. a female.

Good shit, idk whose cobra that is never seen it

Don't forget gahana

Its cause your black..... wait he let u off, its cause ur white! Wtf, I woulda got mased and beatin for pulling my insurance out to fast lol

Your old, thers no fun in that. You get once chance to get back at the jack asses that have beding you over. Mite as well make it worth it. Plus this won't happen til my last 5 min. Minus the upper decker I'm so doing this early lol.

Miller did u work there? Lol

Classic.....done

Funny u say that, I am very good at my job,do everything they ask, hit my numbers consistently. Do u kno what my year review raise was??? .20 cents. Gtfo out of here. Ill take my job that I have making almost 3 or 4x what I make now. I put my 2 weeks in 2 weeks ago and now I jus don't give a fuck. They can take there 10.20 and suck my dick til I shit

Will be there with the nova

Getting ladies has never been an issue for me. Getting rid of them is. And don't hate cuz I got my satchel and a martini glass.

My cuurent 2 bosses are quitting and the person in hr got boned by me so I can still use em as long as I have the in. More than likely no though. Can't stand that place. Best idea I have is. Saying "Thanku for choosing safelite, glass masters is way cheaper please hangup and call them, then hang the phone up. Or Safelite auto glas, and then jus silent the rest of the call til they hang up Or Just be honest to dumbass people

Will be there needed to talk to u anyway

So tommorow is my last day at safelite autoglass. Fuck that place. I hate it it sucks . I've been there for a yr just waiting for a job to open that did with my education. So since its my last day I wanna do some epic shit. I've been coming in 2 hrs late everyday and leaving about an hr early, not really doing my job that well jus going through the motions. Its a call center so give me some ideas. I've already done some fun shit but I need epic.

I don't drink beer. I drink martinis, skinny girl martinis at that. They are amazing with low calories. Beer makes u fat and stinks. Also my cute glass over your shit colored bottle and foam. Smooth over bite. Taste is the key. Ever had a long island, they are to die for when made correctly. Hmm a nice sex on the beach sounds good to. Jus kidding, my drunk stories are pretty epic actually but I was at. Home so I posted

Will be at good guys. Hell just donate your car to the momoneyhustler fund. I'm sure yull make out either way

I ate it. So idk, but I'm feeling like drinking tonight iks a winner. I am quitting my job tommorow so I may as well and go in as ripped as possible

Ur an odd lil man

Paul I got 10 on it if u go. Miami vice that bitch

There is steak n shake every where. Last nite was fun

Tripple for a juicy frisco melt and head from girls who don't mean shit

Winnar this bitch is getting me steak n shake. Frisco metls for every1 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Me to, but no I'm not driving I was going to order out. Why does bk not deliver fuuuuuuuuuck I jus called

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