phil

Pimp mode

I have called u sexy, but ur cock blocking wife told me to stay away. She's so mean

Tyler needs a tampon change

Tyler likes taller thicker men named brian. That's all this cums down to. He wants to be thrown around and man handled and since he's so big he needs a bigger man. Don't be offended by his size discrimination. He's jus a hater

ur a post whore

Its not often that I will agree with dipshit but seriously stop making threads like this. Jus tell us u whomped a ricer on the freeway. And what's this mexico shit. If its in the past jus say I walked someone on the freeway. And don't act all hi and mighty, u poor money into your v6. Does his have slicks, heads cam and a stall??? I heart u gary. Btw u still owe me dinner Fag

U won't see my blackass down there

He's gotta dick face

Oh hai

Shovel 1st, nothing like having her sit around at the end. When u done she goes in the hole immeditily so u can be productive with ur day. Remeber hole needs to be 8-9 feet deep don't fuck around with it

Jones is a catholic preast on the weekdays and a full blown gay man during the week. He replaced his heated seats with multiple shafting dildos, and his stereo only plays showtunes. Just a typical audi driver.

Wow that's sad. New advice. Chlorophorme Duct tape Dark alley Bleach Shovel Trojan Success

He said u said it was a selinoid not a relay. Not my boat not my problem. Don't put me in that catagory with him. I was jus there for the ride, wich was awsome I just about flew out the boat 10 min. Into it. Numb nuts was golng against the water and some massive boat threw some crazy waves that threw the boat in the air. Classic.

If u didn't hit that u need to turn in ur card sir

He doesn't have downsyndrome. Jus mildly special. But we did have a blasty blast. I need a baot now

I only tip tips since it was charity work. Nothing like a happy ending to make mr benjiman come out

There is a tax right off for fucking ugly chicks, I almost got 10k back on my refund.

Well paul didn't see the relay that said down down, it said up down. Mass confusion due to the 8 lbs of glue that was on it

So paul and I go out to alum creek for boating get all the way in the water and the motor won't go down. We spent 2 hrs tryin to figure it out drive all the way back to reynoldsburg, and stop at speedway. Jus as we are pullng out king greene almost kills us with his baby carriage hops out and within 2 minutes fixes the boat. It was like he was sent by the messiah to save our day. Now we are going back. Thanks you big evil man.

I love how everyone bashes roll racing, but we've all done it.

Bout to get goosed up then to dovers

U do have a small penis. I've seen it. And all the above is true. Not saying it in a joking manner, the guy is a fucking tool in poerson, his wife has to co sign everything he says or he beats her with a black dildo that his dog chews on

Wrong mr., mr. Carter and I have roll raced at trails. Its on video Not favororing the vlad but I have met him once and he's not as big a dbag as we rgoing to make him out to be. Jus saying

Shit will prolly stay tied.

Ur suppose to rant in the romper room man damd.