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Helmutt

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  1. Says the hairy hatchet wound who rides a huge road sofa with a monstrous windshield that offers excellent wind/rain protection. Some of us sport riders dont enjoy travelling 180 miles from home to hit some great twisties and have their spirited fun spoiled by falling water. There's enough on the road to keep my brain busy, much less adding pisspoor adhesion. I'd rather play my safety card and keep me and my bike fully intact. But, the weather isn't looking too bad so far. Rain forecasted at 30 some percentile, I'll chance it
  2. Just checked the weather again this morning, and it shows being back down to sub 40% chance of rain in Zanesville Saturday morning -- the afternoon shows less and less chance as well.
  3. Take your issue straight to the guilty and give them a chance at redemption. If that fails to get the message across, there's zipties on their driveshaft/half shafts, peanut butter on the door handles, stretchwrap the windows, mayo filled condoms over the wiper blades, turn their license plates upside down, fold their side mirrors in daily, and other whimsical little games that aren't damaging yet funny
  4. Just a forewarning that if Saturday's forecast ( currently 50-55% chance of rain ) doesn't improve by Friday evening ( say less than 40% chance ), the wife and I will most likely bail on this ride. And if it's moved to the rainout date Sunday the 13th, we're definitely out due to a prior engagement. Hoping the weather improves before then
  5. Drugs ARE bad. But pot isn't a drug, it's a positive mood enhancement herb. The weather reports have been looking grimmer by the day - but it could still change for the better. If the ride gets moved to Sunday, the wife and I must bow out, prior engagement. Also, if the conditions Saturday dont improve from where they're projected now....think we'll bow out then as well. We had enough wet riding on Mays Epic Ride, and our Gap trip in June, to last through next season. Fingers are still crossed for now though
  6. Um, you of all people should damn well know that there's not a donut made this fat guy wouldn't eat I wouldn't jeopardize the possibility of a free pastry. I'll kick you after I've ate the donut
  7. Mean to you? We've met a few times now, and bashed back and forth a bit...so why the sore anus? I was raised to pick on those I care for, and my wife can attest to that, moreso than anyone. So if I'm kicking your undie lump, then we're in good standings bro
  8. Yeah, splitting off at 33south is a nice break from I-70. I want to ride this new route when it's dry though. We lost out in May when it started raining the last 1/2-1/3 of it. Hoping the weather stays perfect this time. See ya there Dubie
  9. Buncha this. Very mild mechanical inclination needed. Mine is still undersprung for the bike and I's combined weight, but it's not too far off. But, I'm considerably bigger than the average rider
  10. Sooo.....what yer sayin is, ya want a bunch of bubbys in bibs with pickups to come over for Turkey and a furniture chuckin contest? I dont have bibs, but I can hurl a fuckin coffee table like a baws
  11. Think QwikAccord posted these up for gen3flygirl a while back. But they suit you as well sir
  12. Actually, this time I was on the commode when she posted. But, ya gotta admit...it was a funny lil post
  13. She follows me everywhere. And, we use our droids across the room from one another thankyou!
  14. *sigh* Radials Amsoil BMC Shell 89 octane
  15. Nice ride. Like the Saddleman seat? That stock exhaust will help keep it a stealthy rocket
  16. Meant 10-20 over now and then, my big thumb doesn't always cooperate with my phone.
  17. Helmutt

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    Yeah, what what said....what
  18. I'll lead a medium group again, wife will sweep for me. Moderate paced riding occasionally somewhere between 10 and 120 over the posted limit
  19. Oh hell, I'll gladly trade you birthdates...I've celebrated my 30th for 12 years now
  20. Non-mods committing electorally fraudulent acts = BANHAMMER OF HATE
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