Gixxus Christ!

Jack up the mirrors and put a Honda under them.

Took less than one page for this to De-evolve from a for sale thread to Dick jokes....I love OR

Yes.

$389 is a lot for a 10/22. I can make mine even shorter with a hacksaw.

I got no problem with that route, I can Getty me some Amish cheeses while in millersburg.

Really?

Ok, so far its you, a decent republican presidential candidate, rainbows and unicorns, sasquatch, two of my buddies and me....why do I even try?

Ok, got a lot of maybes here, who all is actually in? Meeting spot will depend on number of people (my driveway vs gas station)

What a magical journey into the land of fail....

Looks caked with shit

There has got to be a way to sell his number to every telemarketer in the world....I need minions to work on this while use my time for more important things

Omg do it....beret yet, post a ” free (insert sought-after item here)” ad. Make sure to specify the best time to call is between two and five in the morning.

Funny to see how the tide turns against someone after they prove themselves incapable of doing three things: accept advice, be grateful for the advice, and not act like a double-Fuckstick douchebag jerk off tough guy and offer to fight a bunch of strange dudes-not because you have a legitimate grievance with any of them, but because you just love some man on man action. Keep that shit in the sauna room at the Y.

Hire a lawyer and get that assault charge sealed. Brother in law is probably just talking shit trying to scare you and feel tough anyway, I've learned that people who run their mouths usually can't do much else.

Bump.

Carry carry carry. Nothing stops crime like perforated bad guys.

Butt the front tire against the front of the bed, take the fairing off and tie off on each handle bar with a ratchet strap. Anchor the other ends into the front of the bed and crank down until the front end is about 50% compressed. Anchor two more straps to the square holes in the rear corners of the bed rail, tie off on either the back rim, swinger or frame, crank down until all straps are good and tight. Line bed with folded down cardboard boxes just in case.

I would remove your sights, Mic them and then call and ask them the dimensions of their sights. Another option would be to remove the model paint and buy a bottle of tritium paint.

Roadside assistance is priceless. Last year I had the valve stem crack on my front tire while I was out I'm bfe. My $100 progressive insurance policy includes towing. One ride on a flatbed later and my insurance had paid for itself.

I would probably buy this if it want so far away from me.

Sweet.

Remember those UFO ”rods” they people were seeing on video tape ONLY? Turned out to be birds and moths, blurred due to the low frame rate and stretched out to look like long undulating rods. They filmed a mouth flying with high speed and standard video and proved it. My guess it's that this is something similar, probably a bird or something. The fact that there are thousands of amateur astrologists that look at the sky constantly but never see a UFO leads me to believe that regular people just don't have enough knowledge about relative motion and physics in general to identify half the things they see.

I one-hand it at twelve o'clock...I also drive with one hand at the top of the wheel.