SpecialEd

On 9/17/2019 at 8:52 AM, Tonik said:

 

I am out, wife and I are heading to Assateague Island Thursday.

Tonik, please bring me back a shit ton of softshell clams. Nothing bettah for dinner on a cool fall evening--if we ever get one.

11 minutes ago, SpecialEd said:

No. And not a "leg-humper." Must be a common occurrence in Stoutsville, but that's part of the reason why I chose to live where I live, Bubby. SMH . . .

Where I live, we actually fuck our women--not their legs.

3 hours ago, max power said:

Not from round here, are ya?

No. And not a "leg-humper." Must be a common occurrence in Stoutsville, but that's part of the reason why I chose to live where I live, Bubby. SMH . . .

1 minute ago, TimTheAzn said:

8 minutes ago, TimTheAzn said:

Does someone in here need their leg humped?

Can we not go there, please?

10 hours ago, DogBoss said:

 

2. I’m pretty much an asshole, and fuckery is my first language.

 

Sounds as if you'll fit right in with this group. The word "fuck" is common currency here; the favored noun, adverb, and transitive verb used by all the asshats with whom you will interact. Wear yer helmet when you're on this site; it can be a dangerous ride.

16 minutes ago, redbarron77 said:

This looks like it's from a school cafeteria. God help us.

3 minutes ago, what said:

Guys I lost my keys to my bike so I tried to use a screwdriver and drill out the ignition then the owner came out and beat me up even after I told him it was my bike now. How do I start my bike next time without the owner coming out and beating me up? I can't go back to prison. 

Andy, GREAT translation! Are you an ESL teacher?

21 minutes ago, Tonik said:

You missed the genius of my post. I could have gotten the poster, but instead of one...I got you three.

BTW, did you ever consider this dude might be one if your ex students?

I was wrong; you are *still* evil--with the added adjective "diabolical." Deb must be both blind and deaf. At least I hope she is for her sake. You are reprehensible. She is obviously a saint.

If we ever meet, I have stories for you about past students that you would be incapable of believing, although they are totally factual. Yeah, if this dood turned out to be a former student I would not be surprised. Teaching "is what it is"--ask Durk 😨

1 hour ago, Tonik said:

 

These other posters think they are smart posting shit. They only did that because they are dumbasses and had no idea how to help you, so they were trying to hide their ignorance.

Ignore them, we all do.

Methinks your recent surgery and subsequent clean bill of health has transformed you from the OR Grinch into someone who actually cares about others. Brings a tear to my eye. Either that or you were accidentally adjudicated as sane instead of a sufferer of multiple personality disorder.

20 minutes ago, Leetrimnal said:

Lost keys took ignition  apart and bike turn over want crank..

Stand back; I'll handle this one 😆

4 hours ago, MSerfozo said:

A friend of mine has a Boneshaker that he rides in local parades and such.  I rode it around a parking lot for a while.  All I can say is it's a good thing bicycles evolved from the high wheel era...

It wasn't to hard to mount and start riding but it's a bear to keep going, especially if there's any uphill grade.  Each time you push the pedal, you have to fight to pull the handlebars the opposite way.  Dismounting is the hardest part, you can't just stop pedaling and kick your leg over - the pedal you are standing on will stop the wheel and cause an immediate stoppie!

Back in the times when these bikes were prevalent, engineering hadn't yet been invented--nor had common sense.

35 minutes ago, Tonik said:

Wife and I rode it for 390 miles. First big ride since the operation. It was great and I feel good.

Is the surgical pain gone?

Just now, Pauly said:

Awe... you think only Jim has that pic. 

No. Noooooooooooooo!

4 hours ago, Tonik said:

Do you need a picture?

My cat finally shat out a perfect silhouette of Jesus. You can have it if you promise to NEVER upload a photo of yer remaining 'nad OR yer surgically marred ball sack.

47 minutes ago, Pauly said:

Isn't "killed by defective airbag" the epitome of irony?

Yes. Yes, it is. Oh, and differential speed kills as the Solomon Curve clearly elucidates.

37 minutes ago, Tonik said:

Excellent question. It was my right nut that was removed. I expected to kind of see a left nut where it used to be and an empty sac on the right. But what it looks like is kinda like one sac, and one nut...no empty sac and it kind of hangs mostly in the middle. A tad to the left but not much.

Could you please be a little more specific?

Tonik, very relieved for you. I can only imagine the panic you experienced. I, too, always heard that testicular cancer was a young man's disease. This is a good wake-up call for those nuts among us who have nuts, and a great reminder to get a full physical exam once a year.

Very happy you're on the mend. I would have missed your omnidirectional messages of hatred, and pray that the photo of your remaining dingleberry does not materialize. Please just don't do it.

2 hours ago, Pauly said:

What should be a killable offense is you nasty fuckers that fart on the plane. Three fucking lavatories and you just sit there...shitting your pants like the curry-eating fucks you are. 

Ought to be legal to toss you out the door. Nasty little bastards. 

Air-rage, flu, and sinusitis. My only hope is that you're not stockpiling AR-15 ammo.

On 9/8/2019 at 11:10 AM, Pauly said:

Threw the wheels back on the Hyper and slapped some new rear pads on the Voyager. I still need to change the oil on the Hyper, but I caught a bitch of a flu bug and spent all night shaking with a fever. I am just too pooped to pop today. Putting the wheels on absolutely wore me out. 

At the school I work in, there has already been a large outbreak of flu and some sort of icky sinus thing. Many students and staff down for the count. And it was 88° here today. WTF . . . ?

9 hours ago, Tpoppa said:

Is that a Roger Daltrey puppet or he made of Play Dough from the neck up?

Looks like something the artists at Madame Tussauds' turned out while tweaking on meth.

2 hours ago, Tpoppa said:

Is that a Roger Daltrey puppet or he made of Play Dough from the neck up?

The blue sunglasses have got to go. Ugly.

Wrong pic. Here's the one I meant to post.

2 hours ago, Pauly said:

I just want to find a balance between "not peeing on the floor" and "holy shit my eyes are melting". Sometimes a motherfucker has to piss at 3:00 am. 

A practical consideration, Pauly, but the dimmed lighting also is an advantage in that it helps you not to see the pee stains from all those times you missed the loo--and I'm sure there are many; I speak from experience here.

Here is a photo of our downstairs den on a typical winter evening. Warm, dim lighting. Snow falling outside, which often results in school cancellations and a corresponding increase in alcohol consumption. Fucking awesome.

14 hours ago, Pauly said:

All light switches should be dimmers. 

Couldn't agree more with this. Our house has dimmers on every light fixture except for the garage and outside. I can't stand going to my brother in law's home for holidays because it's lit up like a Home Depot store. Not a candle in sight.