Not Brian

Got rid of my six year-old all-seasons for some proper Pilot Sport 4Ss and cruised around on these clouds in the awesome weather. I should have done this a long time ago.

Literally nobody cares about bikes.

Good stuff

Prolly. I just thought that part was funny.

tank of gas gets $12 more expensive buys $57,000 tesla

http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/member.php?u=7229

ya'll got punk'd

man sometimes I murder a sixer and go browsing through the archived remember-when threads and weep a tear

One time I was riding the school bus home and my buddy said he overheard his dad tell mum to suck his dick. I was like wtf does that do? He was confused too. Anyway, my family had a central vac system in the house but inside each hole in the wall were two lil metal nubs. The vacuum hose has a metal ring around the end that connects that circuit and turns on the vacuumage. So I thought that thing could suck my dick. But how do I get metal in there? First I tried fucking it with a spoon. That was goofy. It would turn on for a second but it didn't really feel great. I put the spoon back in the drawer and tried other various paper clips and shit. Never got it to work right.

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man idk it just slips out naturally.. can't put me on the spot