lol I bet
Here's a turbo 5-banger that looks pretty nice, and cheap, but the lackings will most likely make you feel the same way when you sit back down in the S4.
http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?listingId=353248353
http://images.autotrader.com/scaler/544/408/images/2013/8/20/353/248/32883820921.353248353.IM1.MAIN.565x421_A.565x379.jpg