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Not Brian

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  1. oh, and posteriquoted.
  2. I used to work somewhere that didn't offer direct deposit and I had to take the checks into the bank every week to deposit. One time I waited for the gf to come home and we both drove down the road together, got to the parking lot, and I smiled as I leaned over in the seat and pushed out a nice little parting fart before getting out of the car. She got mad and rolled down the window as I was walking into the bank. I filled out a deposit slip and stood in line, when a pretty hot girl got behind me. I glanced back and smiled a few times. It was my turn so I walked up but dropped my slip so I had to bend over and pick it up. Whoopsie! I deposited my money and walked out, checking out that girl again on my way. Her face was red for some reason as she covered her mouth. I thought to myself, huh that girl's weird. On my short walk back to the car my gf was dying of laughter. I opened my car door and asked wtf did I miss? She pointed to a lil pile of wet poopie I left on my seat. My jeans were ruined.
  3. stabilitrak is a joke in the tbss world that causes more problems than anything. Also I'm about tired of the 4 speed auto.. I would love to have at least one more gear thrown in there.
  4. cl is websensed for me at work but I'd guess deleting the s out of https would fix it.
  5. solid vehicles, I like them. We had a bunch on the railroad used to taxi us to the engine of the trains. Plenty of room and comfy.. good buy for 20,000 kids.
  6. His $500 car barely runs but he asks about body kits and mt dew paintjobs.
  7. Gabe just replaced his and would be more than happy to help you out.. oh wait, they banned him.
  8. Not Brian

    Walking Dead

    boring episode, shitty gunfights, I don't understand why they're jerks to michonne, predictable merle/daryl/blonde whore teaming up and fighting their way out next half-season.. show's getting kinda lame.
  9. Just setup a little savings account and throw $25 or so in there every paycheck. In a year you can have a nice little ring that you won't be ashamed of later. hell I know of one couple where only the guy had a (shitty) job and they had three kids. All they did was go sign the papers without a ring or anything.
  10. how cheap? like Cubic Zirconia cheap? You can buy those for like $60.. Cheapest real diamond rings I've seen go for about $200, but they look straight out the coal mine.
  11. moving to the kitchen so we don't have to delete/infract a dozen posts On a serious note, it can cost anywhere from $2,500-$3,500 for a good paint job. Extra for under the hood which obviously requires removing the engine and transmission.
  12. I was gonna shoot for 1g and hope for 800. It needs a lot of work though.
  13. Not Brian

    LOL

    http://images.wikia.com/brutallegend/images/8/8c/You_Don%27t_Say.jpg
  14. buy my mountaineer and there will be a spot in my garage
  15. jesus.. are those tits or just a blob of everything mixed together?
  16. Used to be nothing but cornfields around my house, now all these apartments are sprouting up and the area is too fucking crowded. It doesn't help that the same little two-lane roads are used to squeeze everybody over to the freeway as before. Every morning/evening on the radio you'll hear about the east side slowdowns.
  17. You said you want "overkill" just for youtube and emailing? or was it a typo
  18. You want overkill and you're worried about it being good in 2 years?
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