I have an idea. Eat a lot of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, wash out the jars, and save 365 of them. Every morning hunch over one of the jars and push your brown into it, screw on the cap, and write the date on the side. Once you get a year's worth saved up on the shelf put them in the trunk of you car, drive into a circus tent and run head-on into the clown car. Right before you hit it, blow the C4 in your back seat so feces and body parts cover thousands of people.