btw you'll want this brand of primer. The last homeowner of my house smoked cigars inside and I've been working slowly to seal up each room. This stuff is amazing.
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Yeah I found a cool house with some problems.. got pissed when I forced myself to look elsewhere. Then I found a cooler house, then a cooler one, etc.
(Then I ended up moving into a boring cookie cut house but with zero problems)
I was at the bar one night and seen a guy bring an escort with him.. he was buying her like $2 drinks and she was bouncing her straw up and down in her drink while he didn't talk to her and I was like what the hell and went and said hi while she was smoking a cig. The guy had glasses and tucked his shirt in and shit. I was like hey baby.. then we went to my pad and banged and I didn't have to pay. I woke up and didn't have herpes. 7/10 story