Not Brian

I was at the bar one night and seen a guy bring an escort with him.. he was buying her like $2 drinks and she was bouncing her straw up and down in her drink while he didn't talk to her and I was like what the hell and went and said hi while she was smoking a cig. The guy had glasses and tucked his shirt in and shit. I was like hey baby.. then we went to my pad and banged and I didn't have to pay. I woke up and didn't have herpes. 7/10 story

small truck.. welcome to the site

when I saw that in 2007 I was like omg

the first one tastes super hoppy.. almost like a girl drink, which in fact the girl friend loves this shit. After the first one that taste goes numb and you get a little schmammered pretty quick.

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/sep2010/0/7/hooker-image-1-674810471.jpg http://cientifica.eu/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/A-man-snorting-cocaine-001.jpg

bitch post pics of your dumpster girlfriend then talk

only one I could find right now http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Ricochet16/ass.jpg nws'ish

edit this too, scott.

I think this one guy I know.. wait, no he did too. Dammit.

yup

fuckin coons

It's definitely more "Anthony" than a Firebird.

I plowed the singer's sister then she blocked me on facebook. She goes to all his shows, maybe I'll go and creep her out.

That supra was the first car I bought on the first gran turismo. It was a piece of shit. welcome to the site

4.

beaters ftw edit: but all of those look like they'll need twice as much to keep running within the next 6 months.

I messed around with a younger chick from Ashville, she was hot but had terrible breath. Or maybe it was Ashland? Anyway it was worth it.

yeah bring two bucks I got a twenty

lol better add some more gas money bring a sixxer to work tomorrow gabriel

Beautiful.

I work with a derp who says shit like that all the time. DOOD UNDERWURLD CUMZ OUT FRYDAY KATE BECKENSAYLE SO HOT OMGGGG CANT WAIT HER BOOBS R LYKE OMG AND HER ASS OMG LYKE MAN SHES SO HOT

beer bottles fit perfectly in the second cup holder thing.. so I've heard

In that case I'd rather hit a person crossing the street.. couple apologies and some time in the clink then good as new.

what the fuck was he driving, an M1A1 Abrams?

that would be fun