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Not Brian

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  1. fuck tilted kilt. If I wanted overpriced beers served to me at the skanky waitress's convenience in a big noisy room sitting shoulder to shoulder with strangers I'd go downtown.
  2. good stuff.. they kinda sound like quarashi, but quarashi sucks.
  3. The people I've known with higher-end Porsches always smell like Roasted Hazelnut.. and they never move their eyebrows when they talk. Not that that is a good or bad thing, it's just noticable.
  4. http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1504/182e374327de2832.jpg http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f273/Cristian619/Misc%206/default2.png http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f273/Cristian619/Misc%206/2d0532bf0ad134658d698a91fc857dd5.jpg http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/back_to_the_future_or_pastwhatever.jpg http://i.imgur.com/xhEjG.png
  5. their jokes are more stale than das borgen posts
  6. I only see the ogre being a happy ogre in a Mustang. Buy one with high miles and minimal mods and proceed to not give two shits what internet fags say about it.
  7. http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f273/Cristian619/Misc%202/selection_119_22.jpg
  8. maybe they'll play music now
  9. http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/5747/310371ihasabooger.gif
  10. http://i.imgur.com/iI5yQ.gif http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsbpcvjZTs1qcc8ul.jpg http://i.imgur.com/NFzoa.jpg http://i.imgur.com/hgl5x.jpg
  11. negative. And it definitely wasn't jeffro.
  12. dammit a little birdy pm'ed me saying she's not dead so I was going to say "haha that sucks mine is alive and loves me"
  13. MOM SOMEBODY ON THE INTERNET SAYS XBOX IS BETTER THAN PS3 CAN I USE UR COMPUTER TO TELL THEM THEY'RE INFERIOR
  14. about every other night and sometimes at work
  15. I love waking up and reading what I post from the night before while drinking..
  16. the funny part to me about that picture is mentally visualizing the lamest conversations ever held between those guys and their plastic women in the following moments before they stick their weiner in her plastic crotch.. it's even funnier picturing the girl not having a hole down there because the guy got a cheap base model and they just kinda slowly rub their dick on the flat plastic lump while trying to imagine the real thing they remember getting from high school once.
  17. I think they knicked his arm a few times while finishing off guy #1.. shit, he even took that like a champ.
  18. Is that fucking funny to you? Your sense of humor is football nachos budweiser red bouncing ball.
  19. I wouldn't pay $350 for an android anything
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