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Hey Doug, this is also for me, http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/darkloki/DSC00189.jpg

 

A$$wipe, lol.

 

 

That's hot.

Wow you guys are a tough crowd, suppose I get burned for being honest, lol. Lates... You can Delate my Thread. I'm out.

 

That was easy.

More pictures would be nice.

 

For you

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/darkloki/l_e9565e0e54b144a6e76dbb4490961d24.jpg?t=1230959213

I went snowboarding ,I mean snowballing and got destroyed today. My ass hurts.

Non-turbo.

Could you set up a webcam? It will be much better than having to imagine it.

I'm all coked up, got a full bottle of Jack, and I'm headed your way.

 

I'll get a Dane Cook mix tape ready.

Dicks..

 

http://www.aquateencentral.com/images/characters/wongburger.jpg

 

Does the cock's cock wrap around him?!?

docking is gay if no womenz are involved. If Dane Cook is involved then it is also gay. but his standup is funny as shit

 

So two guys docking while a women is watching is straight... THANK GOD!

Changing your mind to please other people is gay.

 

Our orgy continues to grow!

How else am I going to decide if I want to pick up the call or not?

dude that is gay.

 

I thought that's what you wanted... you're hard to please.

So you should probably kill your self decapition style then and leave the rest of us badass mofo's alone. DIE YOU SPRING ENGINERRING BASTARD!!!

 

You've changed my mind. I love him now.

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He's funny if you're a drunk college kid (his target market). But I'll agree he's nothing that special.

 

He targets morons.

You probably also enjoy Gamecube, Axe body spray and bags full of large black dildos.

 

Bros.

 

Please don't insult a bag of large black dildos like that. Even they have standards.

 

Saying Dane Cook is funny is like saying self-decapitation is fun. Which is actually exactly what I want to do when I listen to him.

I like you Doug, because you're a dick.

 

<3

 

Did I just say I like dick?

 

Fuck.

 

You're a dick too though, so you understand.

 

B=====D

 

Oh and I guess another thing is when I'm drinking out of a can or bottle I never finish the while thing. I'll usually leave a little bit in it. I think it's because the pop is usually warm by then and I hate warm drinks(that are supposed to be cold).

Most people don't like me. Mainly because I'm usually a dick to most people outside of work. Not an obvious dick, just things like not listening to you if it's not important or interesting, not having any empathy for anything, if something isn't funny I'm not going to fake laugh at it, and no tolerance for retards. I guess the odd part is I'm ok with all of that.

ShamWow is old and busted.

 

SlapChop is the new hotness.

Kenny's bike has nitrous!!!

If the noise continued after adding the 3 qt.(having to add 3 is shit load) the oil change is probably not going to fix it. Sounds like the engine was run too low on oil and it's fucked.

I have to think the worst part of this is that Linn is now a convicted felon. That will affect him the rest of his life. If he would have just stopped like everyone else he would have got a slap on the wrist.

 

They should have dropped it down to a misdemeaner imo.

lol at creationists.

Craftsman BB combo tool box.

Power tool combo kit.

Cars wash stuff.

Mom/Dad: A really nice stainless steel BBQ for their new house.

Mom: Bath and Body works gift card.

Dad: Dozen Pro V1s

Brother: Xbox 360 and COD:WW

Sister: 32" Plasma and Pac Sun gift card.

That sucks. I was pissed I had to go in Mon/Tues... but I don't go back until the 5th and we got a week off at thanksgiving.