Best. Post. Ever. And I mean that.
I agree with your statement on both accounts, the school is fucking stupid in the first place for saying the shit was dangerous, secondly she was a dumbass kid for repeatedly doing something they said not to do. I remember me and my friends would go out on old sawmill's metal swing set, and swing as high as we could, then jump the fuck off at the peak. What kinda hell sense does that make? NONE! We'd fall, scrape our knees/hands, you know whatever. Kids who didn't like it cried like little bitches and went to play basketball or something. The ones who could hang played that and tether ball. I know that'll be one that's going out next cause we would purposely try to clean each other clocks with that mother fucker.
Anyways I digress. Point is kids are way too fucking out there. I swear if my child ever tried talking back to me like ive seen friends do to their parents in the past, they sleep in daddy's room with a bed and a light and all their fun things?(xbox 3-4 etc) Yeah, that shit's getting sold.