Devils Advocate

I really want to be a corporate lawyer, have since i was like ten years old, which is when I heard about the M&M's lady. For those who haven't heard it, some woman held M&M's in her hand in the hot sun until they melted, then sued whatever copany makes them and won seven figures. It's shit like this that happens nearly every day in America that makes me sick. there are millions of people here busting their asses every day just to get by, and some lazy fatass plots out a scheme to take away the hard earned money of some poor company. "Some poor company", is bullshit, you say?. Every company has to start somewhere, and was more than likely started by one of those people who were busting their asses every day. Every time I see a judge allow a case like this to happen, it just makes me sick.

I hate the annoying fucking clicking noise that incoming calls make when they are near a radio or speakers.

Thanks John.

Someone needs to take that motherfuckers keyboard away from him.

America is fucking awful.

4x4?

nice grey square with writing.

.... I was referring to the law I suggested. Reading > You.

My girlfriend would be PISSED... so no.

http://www.columbusracing.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=19;t=002658

Just more proof that my law should be passed. see smurf's thread about that one.

I will tell people about it as long as you spell Chipotle right. Good luck selling.

lol Owned.

What in the fuck are you talking about, douchebag? What about the fact that I believe in the freedom of religion makes me a tree hugger? If I were you, I'd make my ignorant redneck ass go back to drinking pabst and beating my dog instead of typing out retarded sounding run-on sentences on the internet.

Holy god, shut the fuck up and go back to whatever hole you came from. Jesus.

I wish I were still a kid and believed in all this stuff, getting used to how big of a shithole the world is sucks. Being five > Being an adult.

coffee?

Oasis- wonderwall

+1

If I hadn't just totalled my car, I'd sell it to buy this one. This is a great buy for anyone wanting a quick, reliable, extremely fun car.

Sam, PLEASE post the tiger in the jacuzzi pic... PLEASE. w

Delete this.

There is an ovious long term solution to this problem. Give all women who currently have driver's livences thirty days to acquire bus passes or sign up for car pools driven by men, and then revoke all female driving priveleges. Special Bus and taxi systems will be created to take them from home to the Grocery store (and, in some cases, the laundromat). Someone type this up and send it to a senator.

I pray for your untimely death every night.

They're more than 200 pages. I read one in high school because a kid in my study hall had it and I was bored, it was pretty well written for what it was. I mean hell, there's fictional books about babysitting, why not HALO?