Devils Advocate

why is "Loss" capitalized?

Hey guess what... You're adopted! Wheeeeeeeeee!

I'm writing a movie called "Shop Warz," where the crews of various car shops around columbus fight each other, breakdancing/racing/swordfighting style. PS: You have all been replaced by Ninja Pirates in the movie.

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... But can it fly?

LOL I was kidding, I couldnt think of anything funny to say about your job... I phail.

Noobs, take note. This is how you post a rebuttal.

Throw some D's on that bitch.

Do you happen to know his Halo name, clark? Lemme know and Ill see if I know him.

Rofl. Kittens are cute.

OMG THATS AN EFFECTIVE SENTENCE KUZ YOU USED THREE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop yelling on the internet.

I just re-read this... And Im wondering why he randomly says "Go Kill a Kitten if you want..." Any help?

Berto: I'm planning on going to CHIC, which is 42k altogether. Their student loan program is baller, and the head chef of the place I work at graduated from there, so he's hooking me up. I'll make sure to get ahold of you next time Im driving through and we'll grab a beer/wine cooler/some franzia. Doug: Nope. Like I said, and english degree wont help me become a Chef. By the way, I LOVE the Tc... My mom has one, and I try and steal it regularly. Ben: I'll make you a sandwich if you... Wire me a network?! Thorne:....... You seriously want to use a mouse and keyboard? The autoaim installed into Halo 1 for the xbox is made to compensate for the lack of control that a console controller gives you. Halo PC has no auto aim, because it allows you to use a mouse. Mouse and keyboard setups are banned from all competitive Halo leagues... So no. Man up and use a controller.

Wow... Get lwned?

Imus can apologize all he wants, but it's the station who ended up firing him because of the loss of sponsorship dollars + the amount of complaining. If you're really offended by comedians calling you cracker ass crackers, then raise enough of a stink and you just might get those comedians blackballed.

Ugly bitches... Ugly bitches... ugly bitches... ugly bitches... some dude.... Sam and Linn with hot bitches... sam and linn with hot bitches.... ugly bitches... some dude. Looks like you guys saved that Photo album.

Hey idiots, please dont quote giant lines of pictures. thanks.

NOPR, gimme a ride in your car.

They were punished for their actions by recieving fines from the team and/or league, which relates to Imus being suspended. I believe that guy also had to take anger management classes, see a shrink, etc. If the choking of a coach led to a sharp drop in ticket sales and sponsorship dollars, it's safe to assume that the player would at least be traded. Choking a coach hurts nobody but the coach, and if he and the player can reach some sort of common ground on the subject and continue to work together, then there's no reason to fire a player who brings in tons of money and puts people in the seats of the arena.

You saying that professional athletes haven't earned anything discredits the rest of your post, as it shows that you allow your anger with a race to cloud your judgement. Also, Any of the words like Nigga or Hoe in those rap songs is bleeped out when it's played on NATIONAL RADIO. Also, those words are never (or very, very rarely) directed at a specific person or specific group of people. Saying "All these niggas and all these hoes, somebody here gonna fuck," is wayyyy different than Don Imus saying "The rutgers women's basketball team are a bunch of Nappy Headed Hoes" on his nationally syndicated, unedited radio program. Again, the pay and exposure his job provides him come with the added stipulation that he restrain himself to the point where what he says does not enrage a large portion of his audience, thus causing the radio station he works for extensive problems including a loss of Sponsor Dollars. I guarantee you that the price of advertising space on Imus Show dropped considerably within several hours of that comment. So sure, the thing that started the ball rolling with his firing was his initial derogatory comment that had racial overtones, but I'm sure that sponsor and community backlash is what eventually led the Station to fire him. They Suspended him for two weeks for the comment (which I was fine with), and once the sponsors started pulling out and the station got sick of all the crap they were getting, they canned him. PS: I dont want to see any more comments like "They havent earned it" in here, that's absolutely Ridiculous.

Rofl

ILUMoar

Isnt that one of those kit cars that are baller as fuck?

Maybe in 2004...