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Devils Advocate

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  1. Lol Yu Speld Warranties Rong!!!1!11
  2. http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/gangsta.jpg
  3. How many times have you said you're "leaving" now? It'd be fantastic if you'd actually do it instead of crying wolf like 50 times. OHNOEZ, TEH GUD PEEPL LEEVE TEH BRD KUZ IM A MEENY!!1!! http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/emo.jpg
  4. You hope someone else beats a guy on the internet up because he told you what a pathetic shit you are... How cute. How hard are you hitting those keys? You spelled You're wrong while calling someone a moron... No wonder people think Americans are stupid. Go back to yer hole, clown.
  5. And wear your favorite dress kuz when you're done, I'm puttin ya on the street where you belong, cutie.
  6. You let me eat your pee pee? You lose.
  7. Make your own damn popcorn!
  8. This is the ideal response you could have given me. Thanks for the late Easter present. PS: Underlined words indicate blatant lies, and Bolded text indicates hilarious irony.
  9. Dont worry, none of the people fucking with you are any good at it or qualified to do so. Try and keep a sense of humor when posting here though... it's 90% idiots.
  10. There is a Damon's in Athens. PS: Don't eat at Damon's.
  11. "I know it's late and there aren;t any cars on the road son, but I just dont want you to hit a deer." Douchebag.
  12. Very clean/attractive car. How many miles?
  13. Buhlee dat... I got a ticket at 11 pm going 78 when a cop going THE OTHER WAY slammed on his brakes and drove over the grass median to pull me over.
  14. Yeah. Bad traffic, terrible drivers, nothing going on... etc etc.
  15. Charity = good. If I wasn't so damned poor I would definitely donate.
  16. I just saw this, and it reminded me how pathetic Geoff is.
  17. The last picture is of a gigantic penis wrapped around a guy's body. Sorry for ruining the fun.
  18. http://media.bluedistortion.com/sphynx.jpg
  19. Good thing I know what your house looks like. Expect Paparazzi noodz on teh interwebz soon.
  20. Yesterday.... I ate a banana.
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