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I've passed a kidney stone. It was a bloody scream fest! Pulled a muscle in my lower back that was almost crippling. Tonsils swollen together with Mono. Sinusitis so bad I couldn't turn a light on, or even stand up. Although I've always had a incredibly high tolerance for pain, the worst was when I seperated my shoulder on the soccer field. Had it popped back in one the field, but due to the lack of insurance at the time, never saw a doctor so no meds either. It was 2 weeks of no sleep and constant pain. Still hurts when I sleep on my left side, 15 years later.

This should be about as entertaining as attending the special olympics, with a priest.

I'd have to agree with Kenny and Eli as being the best, while using completely different tactics. Eli destroys using logic, facts, and your own words to subdue. Kenny just gave you the truth by spitting it in your face.

Beer, Pool Table, Lift. I'm in for $20. Seriously Doc. Have you thought about having a tool box fee for those of us who wanna park the old aircraft carrier Mac/Snap on box in the clubhouse?

Race Club?

It's not that it isn't funny, and it's not. It's that they can't even spell it correctly! D E O D O R A N T!

Respect your elders, douche canoe!

Pan Roasted Veal Chop (medium rare) Saffron Risotto Roasted Vegetables Rosemary Thyme Demi Glace I went a little heavy on the demi accidentally. Oops! http://usera.ImageCave.com/Rotarded/Dinner.jpg

It was good seeing a few familiar faces, and meeting a few of you. I guess its pretty sad to think that Codyh was 8 years old when I joined CR. Not that he seems to act any older than that now? CR, parking lot, shopping cart, fireworks, police baton.... Yup. Same old gatherings, new faces.

Picked up the Applegate 10 inch Combat Folder (top), with quick out sheath, at New Uses yesterday for $16.00. They had a beat up SOG without sheath for $10.00. Passed on it. Actually picked up the stag horn and silver one there about a year ago for $15. All of my Gerbers: http://usera.ImageCave.com/Rotarded/gerber.JPG

Nocab, Mojoe, and I ran up $300 tabs (no food included) in every stop in Georgetown/NoVa a couple of years ago. At least 2 stops a night, 3 days in a row. I'm pretty sure we each drank at least a bottle of Goose, and god knows how many Red Bulls ordered 3 drinks at a time, each night. None of this "Club" bottle bullshit!

He sounds like my nutbag neighbor! She calls CPD any time there is a car parked on the curb in any place along her property (corner lot). She's always bitching about people killing her grass??? I had pulled a car out of my garage to clean it one day, when I saw a cruiser pull along side of the car and stop. I walked out to be told that she had called in an "abandoned pink corrolla". He laughed as he called in that it was a PINK PORSCHE 911 Cabriolet! She was the recipient of a late night Turfbuilder application. The neighbors wondered why there was a dark green patch in her lawn shaped like a hand giving the finger??????

I assume you need to have a beverage cost around 5% if your overhead is $10,000 a square foot. 1 bottle of Bud Light @ cost = $ 0.62

THIS!

Looking good Kevin. I used some black Krylon Fusion paint to cover up the yellowed plastic reservoirs on the front of the wheel wells. Makes a huge difference in a black engine bay, and it's cheap and easy. 30 min project! Sorry, can't find my pix. OLD teaser: http://usera.ImageCave.com/Rotarded/2weekstwins/ItsAlive.jpg

Over/Under on when you sheer the teeth off of 3rd gear due to Trans. case flex?

Pull it and swap the new one in as soon as you possibly can. Take it to water and flog the shit out of it at least twice. If it doesn't perform flawlessly, yank it and reinstall old motor. You have a week. GO! Do not short cut previous plan. You will be sorry. All this, from a previous rotary owner..............nevermind!

1) Big ass steak should be at least 1.5 inches thick, no need for the width of a dinner plate. You could use it as a shoe insert I think? A1 should be reserved for shitty cuts of beef. 2) Good call. Salt and real butter is all you need. Maybe some white pepper. 3) Shiner Bock = a good beer on a hot day, not a good beer with a steak. Try an IPA, or something with a little more flavor to complement the meat, not just wash it down. I'll give you a C for the effort, but a D for the "man's meal"

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I has.

I have one. PM sent!

Where are the pistons? Did you forget them?

Full course with Chicane. FYI: I had a 300+lb instructor (Tony) shoehorned into the passenger Sparco EVO2 next to me on every lap. The one I drove: TTB Class, Add the rest of the cage (A-pillars and Door frames), and take out 200lbs, and it would be a GTS3 Stock Engine, A/C, Power Steering, Exhaust. AST5100 suspension, H&R front sway bar Rear interior gutted and 3/4 caged (only stock door panels, dash and center console left) Sparco seats and 5 point harnesses Hoosier 18 inch stickies Pic before seats and cage: http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i167/nocab72/27-29-Aug-10_PCA_Mary/pcapotsept-06407-web.jpg Kyles: TTS, GTS3 quite a bit more modified..... http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i167/nocab72/27-29-Aug-10_PCA_Pics/pcapotsept-00357-med.jpg

What a blast! The weather turned out better than expected with only a rain delay on Friday mid-day, and a wet track on Saturday for the first two groups. Blew the high pressure oil line from the VANOS to the reservoir late Friday morning. No replacements in Ohio. Removed it and found a shop in Mansfield to weld it and had the car back together for the last session of the day. Picked up a shitload of rubber debris ("boogers") on the Hoosiers going deep in the Keyhole. Got a pretty good vibration at 130mph and in right hand corners. Took an hour to remove the front tires and shave the "boogers" off. I ended up missing another session just making sure that there wasn't a mechanical problem. There were obviously a wide variety of Porsches, from 914s to GT3RSs running. also everything from a mid 90s GTI, an RX8, a few Factory Fives, Corvettes, and a fucking fast as hell Honda Hatch (450hp)with a driver who was tremendously skilled. Watched both and Porsche and a Lotus spin into the run-off coming out of turn #1 too hot. Fortunately only one car made contact (light hit) with a wall all weekend. The Vipers had some bad luck as one blew a new engine, and another a head gasket. All in all, a blast of a weekend. I spent a lot of lower speed practice in lines and braking due to a few really slow drivers in my run group, hence not a lot of clean laps. I had a best lap time of 1:51.00 timed electronically using GPS (by a Trackmate). I guess i can't complain as it was my 2nd session ever on a track. In-car video, with Trackmate data overlaid, should be posted later in the week.

Who is this Sam guy, and could he actually be the epitome of awesomeness implied here?