Lustalbert

Damn, that bites. Crank and block all ok?

We use surf control at work.

Classic

Why willma? What are they thinking? If they are gona go with a flinstone name, how about Bam Bam?

Buy you neighbor a box of earplugs. Problem solved.

This thread really needs those pics.

Holy shit! What rock have you been living under? That was a 72 in a 55, target enforcement area. Ususlly it is just a warning. Love the white card.

110% ass :thumbup:

:funny: Makes me think about that family guy episode "If I only had a Jew" Seriously, what the hell job do you have that you can instantly say without a doubt that you make more than any of us? Is you dad spliting his paycheck with you? Did you win the lottery? Do you have some awesome trust fund you are calculating into this?

I would assume he got the position when he was 14, then it turned into an admin position after some time.

Not trying to preach from an ivroy pedastal at all. Yes I have stree raced, and I speed, and I know its illegal. Back to topic, yes there are lots of good cops. Had one pull me over on my way home from a deployment (72 in a 55) and he wrote me a ticket. Very profesional and courteous, and even told me if I wanted to fight it, he would encourage me to , and posible get off on a technicality. After he handed me the ticket, and went back to his cruiser, I read it, and he wrote the wrong time and road on the ticket. Got it down to no points, just a lil fine and costs. probably coud have done more, didnt feel like driving back to delaware for another court apperance.

wow, blast from the past.

I can balence on 2 wheels, I dont even need the training wheels anymore.

If an L is the same thing as a joint, you are the same level as a drunk driver on my list right now. If an L is something else, someone wana let me know what it is?

I know there are lots of americans on welfare. Thier vote counts as much as mine, thats why the program wont go away. Liberals will ensure that. I have writen and called my elected representatives. I express my opinion to them. Do you talk to your representatives, or do you feel that the system is fine they way it is?

sounds serious like a heart attack

Leme know if you want to borrow blazing sadles.

Oh dear god. Step 1: pass english class step 2: complete puberty step 3: get a job that affords properly building a car step 4: go to http://www.slowmotionmotorsports.com

They came here for the land of opitunity. The only goverment hand out was 40 acres of land in the midwest for them to work a living on. The amount of goverment handouts that we as taxpayers are funding is redicoulous. A person can come over the border illegaly and have a child here, then stay here to raise that child. They dont even hafto get a job. The can file for section 8 housing and pay $32 a month for rent, get food stamps, welfare, and other fine goverment provided benefits. Its a far cry from the ancestors that came over to earn a living and respected the country. Also, any imigrant that comes here and calls us stupid americans, or expects me to let them in front of me in line because they feel they are entitled to it, fuck em.

get a festiva I know somone that might just part with thiers for a decent price.

Is that thing made of tinfoil? I think an escort would eat that thing alive in a head on.

Usually the o2 is before the cat, so it gets the amount of unburnt o2 coming from the cylinders. Some cars run dual (or 4 in the case of f bodies) 1 before and one after the cat. It is an o2, all it masures is the amount of unburnt o2. thats it. Dosent care how much unburnt fuel there is, just sees the o2.

How much mcdonalds do you fucking eat?

I actually agree with you

beer and bacon for dinner, tits and clits for desert.