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  1. Lustalbert

    2000 Gtp

    Trade you a 2000 Grand Prix GT. No supercharger, more family oriented....
  2. 2005 BMW X5 4.8i Exterior: Silver Interior: Black Months Remaining: 20 $1,282.60 per month Miami, FL How fucking upside down do you need to be on your trade in to end up with that payment?
  3. If I could do that, I would be sure to fully exploit it to bone as many dumb college sluts as humanly possible. In the mean time, I will rely on licking my eyebrows...
  4. "Dude, you got the herp on your face!"
  5. Oops, I meant to say dead sea, typo. BTW Eric, don't let her turn tricks, she might acidentaly have have an orgasam. Let her work off her debt at $5 an hour, inspecting the sewers in New Yourk or something. Let her hang out with her fellow vermin.
  6. Average cost per inmate year $22,650 If she makes it to the average life expectancy of 75 Cost of incarceration for life: $951,300 Average cost to train a recruit: $14,320 Life insurance she squandered: $250,000 Total not counting trial or medical care while in prison: $1,215,620 For $1.2mil we should get some good entertainment out of her. I like the target practice idea. Using red hot bbs. With a dip in the red sea after every 10 shots or so.
  7. Bud Ice on tap. Costs less in the long run than buying cases, and gets the job done quicker.
  8. Porn money? You mean people actually still pay for it? Suckas.
  9. Having never choked a bitch out while gagging her with my cock in that position, I cant help but wonder, what would it feel like to have my thumbs on her throat while the head of my cock is right under my thumbs. Ya know, just wondering.....
  10. 100% chance she will have back problems. Soon.
  11. Pic of said greased naked guy: http://www.10tv.com/?sec=&story=sites/10tv/content/pool/200701/1297361518.html If I was a cop, and the guy got up after the first tazer, this story would have many more children with much more tramua. BTW: When you get tazed. don't you tend to lose controll of your "functions"? I would laugh my ass off at some naked greased guy laying on the floor pissing all over himself.....
  12. Search function? http://www.columbusracing.com http://www.xnxx.com http://www.ebay.com If you cant find it at one of the 3 above adresses, you don't need it.
  13. Awesome list! BTW, anyone know a good lawyer... :gone:
  14. Lustalbert

    Graphics card.

    http://www.tomshardware.com/2007/01/10/agp-platform-analysis/ Lots of good reading on that site, just browse around.
  15. Acive duty = as many hours as they want you to work, and you pay never changes.
  16. Land yacht FTW. Enough backseat for a 3 way
  17. I have a disk that decided to go on permenant vacation, and that table did ok for short tem benefit, but no long term results. Relived the pain for 2 or 3 days.
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