GonneVille

Um, you think they were using the Mk1 eyeball to measure the speed of photons? I'd say they probably have something a little tiny bit miscalibrated.

Tell you what, if you're as much of an asshole as I am, you have a way to seriously FUCK this dude. He DID tell you why he was firing you, which means you CAN take legal action. File a dispute over the firing, and file charges for libel. If he can't produce tapes showing you stealing from the safe, you'll win the lawsuit. Also, while you're doing this, file for unemployment. If you are denied based on him telling them you were dismissed for theft, there's a few more charges you can file against him. If you haven't stolen anything, then the guy just screwed himself unbelievably, providing, of course, that you have the nuts to stick through the proceedings...

IB4 "racist" comment.

The biggest perpetrator of these automotive abominations is a company called Zimmer Motorcar Co. http://www.zimmermotorcars.com/ Having seen a few of these, i can say that in spite of the owners swearing up and down that they are "true coach-built luxury cars", they are, in fact, horrifying pieces of shit, rolling deathtraps, and fire hazards.

The next vid on the play list is pretty good too. Watch for the shotgun...

It is definitely a meter problem. Call the PUCO.

Actually, Chicken Pox can have LONG-lasting health effects. The same virus that causes Chicken Pox can resurface later in the form of shingles, an extremely painful condition that causes both a rash, and also affects the nerves under the skin. My Mother got shingles a few years ago, and the nerve damage caused by it still causes her pain. Also, for older kids who have NOT had Chicken Pox, the effects of the virus get worse the older the child gets. For teenagers and adults, Chicken Pox can cause permanent scarring, and the fever can be life-threatening. Ask my brother, who got it the week of his 15th birthday. Now, I don't get the seasonal flu vaccines, and I probably won't get the H1N1 shot, either, simply because I haven't had the flu in almost ten years. However, I think it should be pretty obvious by now that some people (pregnant women especially) are at such high risk from this strain that they absolutely should get the shot.

You like the look of this thing? Well, hate to let you down, but the guy who did the custom work on it is a fucking MORON. He got that wide stance by welding pipe extensions onto the stock hubs. One good thump off-road, and those extensions will snap like straw. Not to mention that the fender flares and custom body-work are made from super-heavy high-gauge steel, and the grille itself is massive pieces of plate steel welded together...so he added several hundred pounds of useless dead weight...Granted, the truckwould probably shrug off rock hits to the body like they never happened, but then, they never will happen, because it would never make it anywhere off-road. A Civic would last longer off-road than that thing. That said, I might buy a stocker. Mahindra builds tough, dependable equipment. If they bring that quality to their trucks, they should pretty tough.

It's gonna take me an hour to find my cats... But first I have to change my underwear.

Keep your Springfield as is and just buy a shotty with a shorter barrel. Springfields aren't rare YET, but they are getting harder to find and beginning to appreciate in value. Besides which, with a few exceptions, it's almost always better to buy a gun with barrel/mechanism you want rather than modifying your current gun. ARs are one of the exceptions, but only because they are basically modular to begin with.

This is a pretty blatant rip-off of the corporate VW/Audi grille. The only cosmetic theft I can think of worse than that would be the Hyundai Sonata; park one next to an Accord, pull all the badges off both cars, and ask a random assortment of car-guys to figure out which is which...

What weight are the PAC-1518 springs? The LS6 springs are super-popular with the 3800 guys. I just got rid of mine, but unfortunately, I went to the CompCams springs...

Hey, I'm honest. I don't give a shit what the health effects are for the smoker. As far as I'm concerned, the tobacco industry could lace their filters with ricin. But when I was a little kid, every restaurant, bar, theatre, mall, and 90% of stores and offices I would go to with my parents had a thick haze of foul-smelling smoke. Now they don't. I like it better that way. You smoke as much as you want to, when it's JUST you to breathe the shit.

13.6 if I could launch for shit.

The only people they're recruiting from out of state are either management, or specialists like croupiers, floor managers, floor security, etc.; jobs that require either extensive training or experience. All the regular hotel staff, wait staff, bartenders, maintenance, etc will be local hires.

They are limited to108...I think she must have been bloody close to that when she hit.

Keep in mind it does still use a tiny brushless fan inside to generate the initial airflow. What would be truly awesome is if they combined this with those little ionic air filter things. Zero moving parts, no noise.

Damn it, why did this have to be the first picture i saw on that page? http://www.car-accidents.com/2008-collision-pics/11-10-08-speeding-medium.jpg They had to have been FLYING to smash that thing across the firewall like that. The Park Ave has a massive big motherfucker of a magnesium casting that runs through the dash from one side to the other, tied to the firewall and the pillars.

So.... ...what the fuck was the hose from? Or did you just "inherit" it from someone else somewhere on the road?

with a ball-peen hammer.

I'm just looking at the front end and imaging what's going to happen when you get a little bit of chop and that thing smashes into a swell at 60mph....can anyone say "reconstructive surgery"?

Dude, lawyers aren't just for suing people. A lawyer specializing in injury law and Workmens Comp claims can help you make sure you're getting your full benefits, make sure you're not screwing yourself through paperwork mistakes.

Beer crate? http://jalopnik.com/5113936/shirtless-hoon-on-a-motorized-beer-crate

No, it's definitely a fox...I helped my Mom skin a couple out. Don't ask.

Jesus, his wheelie bars left rubber...