GonneVille

Ding! I don't drink much, so when I do, I tend to buy good stuff. 1608, double, neat. I've never been a big beer guy, though.(I'm weird, I hate coffee, too) Smirnoff Ice or Twisted is my usual thing for party drinks. The Green Apple is good. As for shots or mixes, a classic Screwdriver is always good. Or a Hudson(Martini with a cocktail onion instead of an olive).

WUT?! I would have thought they'd want you under observation for a while. That's some pretty gnarly shit right there.

Ouch...Damn, they done gone from grammar Nazis to grammar ninjas up in dis bitch...:ninja:

(P-pistol: ) (R-rifle: ) (S-shotgun: ) CCW: .40 Home defense: (P: .45ACP OR .40) (R: .223/5.56mm OR M1 carbine) (S: 00 Buck) Hunting: --Small Game: (P: .22lr) (R: .22lr OR .22mag ) (S: .410[load depends on game] ) --Medium Game: (P: .460) (R: .30-06 or .308) (S: 12ga load depends on game and location) --Large Game: (R: .700Nitro ) If you mean anything bigger than elk, a pistol or shotgun isn't really practical. Competition: Whatever you're good with, or whatever the rules require.

Flac, hell. If her Captain saw that, he probably yanked her certification.

For everyone other than Phil, I shouldn't have gone off on ALL Civic drivers. I just had a weird day. You guys know Columbus has more bad drivers than good, and Monday, through whatever quirk of fate, I got a ridiculous number of idiots, and it seems that most of them were driving one particular kind of car. That's weird enough for me to take notice, and frustrating enough that I started this stupid thread.

Hey, Phail, if you're want to use people's claims against them, make sure you get your shit straight. I NEVER claimed it was the #1 Park Ave. Meanwhile, nice little tactic there, talk a ton of shit, knowing the roads are trashed for the next couple months, then out the fact that you're adding a ton of mods. Let me guess, by the time the roads are decent, your car'll be on the lift. Why don't you spend some of that money on new carpet, so your car doesn't smell like an armpit anymore, you two faced little prick. Actually, fuck the roads, you KNOW I don't street race. My only chance of getting back on the road is getting my damned driving record clean, I get a street racing tag, I'm out a career, permanently.

Dude, you were in my car for all of half a block, and I never got past 3/4 throttle. Like I said in the other thread, I'll mark you down for the spring track day.

If I had $100 to my name right now, I'd be spending it on salt for my front walk. I'll make a note on my calendar for the spring track day.

Second fastest. Was #1 for a month or so, but one of the guys on the Regal club intercooled his and currently has me by about .5 seconds. If I can get garage time to install my next round of parts, and money for the tune, I'll have him without intercooling. Realize that there are only about 20 people that I know of that have ever done engine mods beyond an intake on the PA. The only other guy who claims to have broken into the 13s with a PA never produced a timeslip, and blew his motor long ago anyways. He tried spraying a Series 1, and found out why that isn't smart. As far as it being worth the money, no, probably not. So what? It's my money.

Rocking an LT1 with a V6.

Taking a shit so nasty it makes your own eyes water.

Never yet...

Fixed a waterlogged motor but not the trans. Owned a GameCube...

Negative on the steroids. They affect your judgment, emotional state, and effective intelligence. Bad idea to go on a roid rage while fighting zombies. Your only real advantage is intelligence, don't give it up.

I'm not "making fun of", I'm "bitching about".

Damn, wish I'd realized how many of you showed up! I saw Anthony, ran against him on my second run(big white crew cab Ford)but never had a chance to catch up to him again. I was out with my buddy Peter(petraman). Our fourth run, Peter driving, 2WD...I'm not sure he's ever driven RWD on anything other than dry road before. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsv4nfjJx-A BTW, did anybody else give the timing booth guy a heart attack? That big sheet of ice in front of it made my rear end slide over towards it every time I pulled away...lulz.

It's like a damned national holiday for stupid Civic drivers out there today. I was bopping around town all day running various errands, and I swear, every time I looked around, I saw a Civic doing something stupid, rude, dangerous, or various combinations of the three. Old lady doing 50 in the left lane: Civic Stupid kid blowing by at 95 on 270 near Sawmill: Civic Blond blowing red light 5 seconds after it turns: Civic Mullethead dragging muffler through pothole and losing it: Civic Guy in a suit, yacking on cellphone: Civic Dumbass drifting forward while fumbling in back pocket for wallet at McD's drive thru: Civic I could go on...Instead, I'm going to bed.

:funny: See? This guy understands me.

I don't own a Bonneville. You do realize that makes you look very silly, right?

Don't wanna deal with assholes? Don't go where the assholes are. If you choose to go where the assholes go, well, chances are you're an asshole, too. The entire club scene centers around one thing, and only one thing; trying to look cool in front of other people who are trying to look cool. When you get that many people in one place that are all trying to look cool, you're gonna have problems, because about 50% of people who think they're cool think the way to look cool is to make others look uncool. Naturally, if someone tries to make you look uncool, you feel the burning desire to respond in a manner that makes you look cool. So, your problem boils down to one thing; you think being cool is more important than not getting the shit kicked out of you.

Dude, I might run across a slow-moving Park Ave every couple of days. I see at least 50-100 Civics a week, and 99% of them fall into the types I just listed. I am forced to come to the conclusion that, it really is true what they say; Only an idiot would buy a Civic. Because it seems that only idiots DO.

Every time I type a long reply or topic, the site logs me out. It then logs me in om my Brother's account. So I have to page back, ctrl-c the text of what I'm trying to post, then log out, log back in on my account again, and ctrl-v the text into a new reply window. This is becoming a MASSIVE pain in the ass. What is the time limit you can spend on one page before the system logs you out? Why is it so short that you can't type a long reply without being logged out? And it's not just my account. Before I cleared my cookies, it would do the same thing to my Brother. It would log him out, and log me in. HMMM...since I can't reply, I'll just add this info here: I cleared my cookies about four days ago. I've tried checking the "Remember Me" box. Unfortunately, it still logs me out on long replies, because my brother ALSO clicked the remember me box.

Stay the fuck away from me. No, I do not want to race you. Your kitted out, primered-up, fart-piped, piece of shit with a bone-stock motor doesn't interest me in the least. It's nowhere near fast enough for me to bother with you. For the few Civic owners that have actually bothered to open your hood and do something under there, I still don't want to be bothered with you. You have chosen a vehicle that places you in a community of dumbfucks. Call me a bigot, but I'm not gonna bother taking the time to give you the benefit of the doubt that you are one of the few worthy people among the sea of stupidity. For the vast majority of Civic owners, the ones who have never modified your car, or seen it as anything more than A-B transportation; Hurrah for you, that you do not harbor the delusion that your car is the Adonis of automobiles. Now, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LEFT LANE IF YOU'RE GONNA DO 50 ON THE FUCKING FREEWAY!

Cool, they finally found a good application for a rotary! God knows they don't work for shit in cars. Of course, it'll still fart apex seals...